It’s the high heels.

posted on 13 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

your-foot-is-killing-me

Call the toe truck…

Photo courtesy of J. Ari Sindel.
Found on Jeju, South Korea.

41 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |

    Is that your sole problem?

  2. jjhitt | 4:03 am |

    The Agony Of The Feet.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    It’s the coup de grass!

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    Foot odor is a real problem.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |

    Apparently the grass is going to die from laughter making fun of your feet.

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |

    If a foot is killing the grass, I’d hate to see what a yard does to it.

  7. Marum | 4:13 am |

    That figures. 5.5 to 6.5″ is quite enough for any normal Asian lady.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Meet your arch enemy!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Thanks, dear, but it’s not really that long.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:16 am |

    No respect for law ‘n’ order.

  11. Geo | 4:20 am |

    You’re such a heel to the grass.

  12. Geo | 4:21 am |

    ♫ Killing me softly
    with this stomp ♫

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:24 am |

    Suspected grass murderer; last reported hopping away from the scene.

  14. Marum | 4:29 am |

    A good orthotic device should solve that disparity.

  15. Marum | 4:31 am |

    NB. See a Prosthetist.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:39 am |

    Got to feel sorry for that poor sod.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |

    @Huu Yuu | 4:09 am: Grass is just fine in the yard. There’s a lot of grass growing in my yard, but I wouldn’t want any growing in my foot!

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |

    It’s self defence! Who knows what you might do with all those blades!

  19. algernon | 4:57 am |

    Take it away then

  20. algernon | 4:58 am |

    Its because the grass is sleeping

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |

    Good thing that isn’t a rice field or we’d be looking for a cereal killer.

  22. Frank Burns | 5:46 am |

    If you think my foot is killing you, wait ’till you see what my dog does.

  23. pasdrole | 6:01 am |

    Your feet stink!

    – the grass

  24. Pete | 6:10 am |

    Caution: Our grasses are asses.
    -Park Mgmt.

  25. Classic Steve | 7:05 am |

    Spoken to a taekwondo master.

  26. Chris | 7:10 am |

    Give some people a foot and they think they’re a ruler.

  27. Yu No Hoo | 7:14 am |

    Still alive but I think it’s going to path out.

  28. UCity | 7:26 am |

    So THAT’S where Sasquatch went!

  29. Lora | 7:42 am |

    I believe Achille’s last words were “my foot is killing me!”

  30. Vulcan64 | 8:14 am |

    YOU’RE TEARING THE LAWN APART, LISA!!

  31. Marum | 9:00 am |

    @Vulcan. 0814

    Hehe. My Asian lady used to whisper similar things in my ear, to see if she could destroy my composure. Then laugh her head off, if she succeeded. 😳

  32. Marum | 9:03 am |

    @Lora 0742 I wouldn’t believe a word he said. He was one of the most famous heels in history.

  33. Marum | 9:11 am |

    Whether tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous feet.
    Or to take up arms against a sea of gr ar$$e$, and by opposing de feet them.

  34. Big Fat Cat | 10:32 am |

    BigFoot sighted in Korea?

  35. EffEff | 12:04 pm |

    That’s a hardwood floor disguised as grass.

  36. alexmagnus | 12:21 pm |

    First, grass was just disturbed by people (“quiet grass”). Then woken up (“sleeping grass”). And now killed. I thought evolution is adapting to the environment, not getting suited for it ever worse.

  37. Rt | 3:15 pm |

    **** yo lawn, *****, buy a new one, Darknesses!!

    -rick james

  38. sirpaulfan | 10:31 pm |

    …are we sure this is Engrish?

  39. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:54 am |

    Sounds like my wife on winter nights.

  40. Filboid | 9:05 pm |

    Jeez! What crabby grass!

  41. Peter | 6:24 pm |

    My . . . I never knew that even grass could have foot fetish (!!)

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