Make America greath again

posted on 19 Sep 2016 in Clothing

god-breath-you

Count your breathings.

Photo courtesy of Kerryn Maxwell.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

38 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    Is that why the air smells like halitosis when I go outside?

  2. algernon | 4:01 am |

    But not if you’re drunk

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Its a wall building exercise

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    And in soviet russia, you breath god(cigarrette)

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    In UK, God shave you.

  6. Marum | 4:05 am |

    The wages of Gin is breath. 👿

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |

    Philosophical question: Can God create a breath mint so big he can’t swallow it?

  8. Marum | 4:09 am |

    This young lady is at the doc’s for her yearly medical. The Doc sticks the stethoscope on her chest and says:

    Doc: “Now, big breaths.”

    YL: ‘Yeth, and I’m only thixteen.”

  9. Marum | 4:12 am |

    @Huu Yuu 04 08. Only if sufficient angles are dancing on the head of a pin.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    Smells like ten spirits

  11. Huu Yuu | 4:19 am |

    Marum: I especially like acute angles 😉

  12. Marum | 4:26 am |

    @Huu Yuu. I think all angels are a cute. With their wings, and halos, and harps.

  13. DrLex | 4:39 am |

    I hope he doesn’t have the flu

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:59 am |

    In my case, he blew it.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:06 am |

    @Huu Yuu | 4:01 am: Is that halitosis or hallelujah?

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |

    More like DOG BREATH YOU! It’s so bad, you burned up all the colours in the flag!

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |

    Ex-hail the Almighty!

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:15 am |

    Well, at least that isn’t the Belchian flag.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:20 am |

    Holy smoke!

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |

    God nose why they made that mistake.

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:30 am |

    @Marum | 4:12 am: But if you get the right angle, one is all you need.

  22. Tong Lin | 6:27 am |

    Would you like a mint?

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:47 am |

    God breath? No, thanks, I’m a bre-atheist.

  24. Yu No Hoo | 6:52 am |

    @Droll

    OK then, live lung and prosper.

  25. Frank Burns | 7:15 am |

    Kaeprnick could just hold his breath during the National Anthem instead.

  26. Lora | 7:30 am |

    In the States, burning the flag is a huge outrage. In Canada, we do that just to stay warm.

    Speaking of which, I think I’ve got a chill. *sneezes into flag*.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:33 am |

    – Do not breathe
    – Bless separately

    Made in Untied State of Asphyxia

  28. Tong Lin | 7:33 am |

    I am an atheist, you are wasting your breath!

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:22 am |

    – Look Ma, no lungs!

  30. Long Tom | 11:18 am |

    In the King James Bible, God did spit out the seven seas. I read it in my grade school class (I went to a Lutheran school) and my classmates reacted. “Ew! Spit water!”

  31. Geo | 1:31 pm |

    This Engrish actually makes perfect sense.
    Genesis 2:7

  32. alexmagnus | 2:11 pm |

    So when people die it’s just God having an asthma attack?

  33. Pete | 2:39 pm |

    @Lora 730:

    Oh…is THAT why there’s a Maple Leaf on the flag???

  34. Pete | 2:44 pm |

    Q: What do you get when you drink a Thhtarbuckthhs Ithhed Chai Latte?
    A: You thhtart doing thhat Hillary bobble-head thhing.

    Muthht have been thhe brain-freethe effect from the Ithhed Chai.

  35. Salome | 11:58 pm |

    The proof read ‘God breast you’, but the proofreader knew that just couldn’t be right so he corrected it.

  36. In 2 Timothy 3:16, “inspired by God” translates the Greek theopneustos, which is more literally rendered “God-breathed”. So I guess you could say the shirt wishes us to be God-inspired.

  37. Eggrish | 3:56 pm |

    God your breath smells like Hell.

  38. hb | 5:44 pm |

    Misspelled “Dog” — Now it makes sense, from a common Eskimo bedtime complaint.

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