Meal pattern baldness

posted on 24 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

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Photo courtesy of Laszlo Wagner.
Menu from Pingyao, China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    WTF the … ?

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Fu%k the Trump I suppose

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    What do you want, a hairy bowl?!

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |

    The other one has hare

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    The consomme also clenches thirst.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    – Waiter! There are Unidentified Frying Objects on my table!

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:14 am |

    Waiter, there’s a hair in my bowl.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    – Mommy! My the then is stuck!
    – Then pull out the then, sweetie.

  9. algernon | 4:16 am |

    The consomme clenches the cheeks as well

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    If I’m having sex with a bowl I prefer one that’s had a Brazilian wax.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Particularly the vegetables, but incredibly the meat.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:20 am |

    I swear this is the last time I come here.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |

    – F**k the bowel is bald, too!

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Fry the space in your locket ship.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Bubbles oil, as used by Michael Jackson.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am |

    You can order a bowl that isn’t bald but you’ll have toupée extra.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Rolls of rlaked oats flour, rolls of rlaked oats flour or rolls of rlaked oats flour? Decisions,decisions!

  18. iLock | 4:25 am |

    This has gotta be some of the best Engrish we’ve had in a while.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    It seems that it’s hard to justify this menu.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |

    – Dear, can we leave this restroom and find a restaurant?

  21. iLock | 4:34 am |

    Oh snap DnT, I just saw your comment! Great minds I guess, haha

  22. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    Customer:Waiter! There’s a hair in my bowl!
    Waiter: Oh,干 that, sir!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |

    – Mommy, this is so funny! I want a tea shirt!

  24. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    @iLock | 4:34 am: If you posted a comment similar to one of mine, I don’t see it yet. What time? Maybe it’s being moderated?

  25. Big Fat Cat | 4:57 am |

    I would like the Pull out the ___ then Fxxk the ____ with Bubbles oils.

  26. Long Tom | 6:39 am |

    Waiter! There’s no hair in my soup!

    Oh, why am I upset about that? Never mind.

  27. UCity | 6:50 am |

    See the new sitcom, Domestic Life Bean Curd.

  28. Ben | 7:13 am |

    Agreed this one is funny, but shouldn’t it be in the Adult section?

  29. J-Luke | 7:16 am |

    Waiter, why did I get the rolls of rlaked oats flour? I clearly ordered the rolls of rlaked oats flour!

  30. J-Luke | 7:19 am |

    Bald bowls surely have it though these days…

  31. Yu No Hoo | 7:22 am |

    Avoid the Fry the space if you’re galactose intolerant.

  32. Marum | 7:37 am |

    Well! Fancy that.

  33. Marum | 7:39 am |

    I really don’t think I can add further comment to that.

  34. Marum | 8:20 am |

    This is the new CHinese Breakfast Cereal. It is LIce Bubbers.

    When you pour milk on them, they go Crap, Snapple, and Poop!

  35. Marum | 8:31 am |

    BTW. Literal translation from Cantonese. dry = ferk.

    So. If you are in the chines provincial areas where they speak Cantonese, and you see a building with an Engrish sign on it, which proclaims – FERK GOODS – it is not a Venus Sex Shop. Rather, it is a humble purveyor of DRY GOODS.

  36. Marum | 8:39 am |

    Dry Goods 乾雜貨

  37. Classic Steve | 10:57 am |

    Anyone else remember when Adult Engrish was a separate site?

  38. Vulcan64 | 11:14 pm |

    Welcome to Cafe Andromeda, care to try some fried space?

  39. iLock | 12:12 am |

    @Droll not Troll: It was my “rolls of rlaked flour” comment that was similar,
    one comment above my comment that you addressed…

  40. The Dude | 8:56 am |

    Food with Tourette Syndrom

  41. Myself | 11:52 am |

    Seems like whenever there’s a good Engrish menu there’s always someone who says “Decisions decisions” or “Which one should I pick?” Well, it looks like our prayers have been answered: if you can’t choose, go for the miscellaneous food pack.

  42. Myself | 11:53 am |

    I’m getting just F*ck the, not F*ck the bowl is bald. I like my food as rude as possible.

  43. Myself | 11:54 am |

    How do they get all of space into a frying pan?

  44. Myself | 11:55 am |

    Don’t even get me started on how they fry the water pack. Is that just a bowl of steam, or are they referring to a fried Camelbak?

  45. Myself | 11:58 am |

    “I’d like fry the bowl is bald, please.”

    “Would you like it fried by ham or beef?”

    “Actually, you know what, do you have f*ck the bowl is bald?”

    “I’m sorry, we’re out of it today – lots of people are getting f*cked.”

    “Okay. I’d like it fried by beef, then.”

    “All right. I’ll tell the beef to fry a bowl is bald.”

  46. Myself | 11:59 am |

    The consomme clenches slice. The voyelle does nothing.

  47. Myself | 12:00 pm |

    You can consomme your relationship with this restaurant if you order F*ck the bowl is bald, or just F*ck the.

  48. olog-hai | 6:37 pm |

    Not the Vegeta bles again. Good thing Bulma isn’t particular. But if Goku hears about it . . .

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