No Olympic style pooping.

posted on 17 Sep 2016 in Chinglish

guangzhou-toilet

Photo courtesy of Amy Davis.
Bathroom sign found in Guangzhou, China.

41 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    Giving swirlies not allowed here

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    I can see he’s making plans

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    I didn’t know one could poop out of the head…. but that is not allowed here.

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Looks loke they”re enjoying toilet time in China too

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Apparently, using huge sheets of toilet is allowed.

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    That last one … what a show off despite that nobody should be watching one use the toilet….

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Toilet unicycles are all the rage in China.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Is this Japanese-style?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    EDIT: Apparently, using huge sheets of toilet PAPER is allowed.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Please remove shoes and feet before using western style toilet.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    The third pic shows how to get diarrhea of a runny nose. EWW!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |

    Is sticking head into toilet bowl from standing position allowed?

  13. Tong Lin | 4:29 am |

    SIr, I am sorry to hear that you are busting, but the rule is the rule. No newspaper, no toilet!… No, I don’t want to see what trick you can do on the toilet, Buy the newspaper, or no toilet! You call!

  14. Big Fat Cat | 4:36 am |

    Are these the new designated movements in Olympics gymnastics?

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:41 am |

    Only four choices?

    What about seated facing the tank?

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:55 am |

    In these Olympics, everyone is trying to place turd.

  17. Yu No Hoo | 4:59 am |

    One of the events in the defecathlon.

  18. SF | 5:10 am |

    Now I understand where “shampoo” comes from.

  19. Frank Burns | 5:11 am |

    Isn’t that discrimination against the illiterate?

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 am |

    – B … But Officer, I just wanted to swim!

  21. Frank Burns | 5:16 am |

    But my gender identity says that I’m a handstand pooper.
    (If this was in the U.S., I’ll bet I could sue somebody.)

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:40 am |

    NOTE: Press ‘X’ to choose the desired position

  23. Marum | 6:01 am |

    Gosh! The toilet paper does com in big sheets in Ghina.

  24. Marum | 6:03 am |

    This is our Synchronised $h1tting team.

  25. Droll not Troll | 6:04 am |

    The Chinese must have a low opinion of the intelligence of faceless black people.

  26. Marum | 6:05 am |

    Hands up those who have done it standing on their heads?

  27. Marum | 6:10 am |

    DO NOT TRY TO KANGAROO THIS SEAT.

    QUEENSLAND CRABS JUMP THIRTY FEET

  28. Yu No Hoo | 6:48 am |

    Sailors always use the head when they have to go.

  29. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:51 am |

    Please take this instruction sheet with you for convenient reference. Wiping and flushing instructions on reverse.

  30. Yu No Hoo | 7:32 am |

    These games actually pre-date the Greek Olympics.

    I believe they are ex Crete.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:46 am |

    NOTE: If you accidentally fall into a toilet bowl, simply press the button to flush

  32. Classic Steve | 9:57 am |

    Um, guys, this isn’t Engrish….

  33. Lora | 12:06 pm |

    Why does it matter when you have no anatomically correct parts?

  34. Bill Sornson | 1:17 pm |

    Damn, I was about to do a headstand in the toilet until…SIGN!

  35. Pete | 2:08 pm |

    Hey, this is The People’s Republic of China.
    Upside-down toilet yoga is prohibited here!

  36. Pete | 2:12 pm |

    @Seventy 408:

    No, not Japanese.
    Not any modern Japanese, anyway.
    Of this I am certain.

    Three or four generations back…yeah well maybe.

  37. Rt | 4:59 pm |

    The last one’s discriminating against gymnasts who mount the pommel horse.

    Btw, on a side note, the 2nd to the left is supposedly the most effortless way to poop and avoids hemorrhoids; that’s what the squatty potty was based off of.

  38. algernon | 9:25 pm |

    You’ve got to admire the athletic agility that the judges gave crosses to.

  39. Marum | 5:04 am |

    Position #1 is to be avoided at all costs.

    You may end up with ticks on your ring.

  40. iLock | 5:39 am |

    If you don’t have a map you will get lost, just like those other three guys…

  41. Geo | 3:03 pm |

    Four of the new Olympic disciplines which will be showcased in Tokyo 2020, from left to right:
    Olympic Newspaper Reading on Toilet
    Olympic Toilet Squatting
    Olympic Toilet Diving (poor stick-man got his arms crushed)
    Olympic Toilet Acrobatics

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