See? I told you the airline didn’t lose it

posted on 4 Sep 2016 in Signs

do-not-leave-valuables-attended

Our thieves are working overtime to serve you.

Photo courtesy of Ayumi Tezuka.
Found at a steakhouse in Tokyo. 

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Let the Flight Attendants do the the attending for your valuables

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The valet will help you

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    And the exits are where

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If it ends up being lost, it is not our mis-steak
    — The Management

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ATTENTION: Just leave them and go away

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you for your valuables and your corporation, but we don’t need your incontinence.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Your valuables do not need to be treated like little kids

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign with meat fragrance

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Step away from the valuables and nobody gets hurt!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Steakhouse? Stealhouse?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing toward or sidious will happen to them.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried leaving my kids there but they were still there upon my return.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like invaluable advice to me.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Some people have attendency to be too trusting.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well that’s just plane wrong.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s OK we have an attendant Nick M.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: If you are stolen, take valuables of attendant at once

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me but I’ve lost a very valuable umbrella.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    We can make your steak rare and your valuables even rarer.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign on the kitchen door reads: UNAUTHORISED PERSONNEL ONLY.

  21. iLock | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Smorkers Only.

  22. iLock | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So if I lose something – where would I steak my claim??

  23. Tong Lin | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying with us, please take you belongings with you, do not leave anything behind, if you do, please make sure it is valuable.

  24. iLock | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah right, sure, your waiter got blinded by chili powder and knocked my wallet off the table and onto the windowsill then the wind blew it away. But there’s not even any windows open!
    Your story is overcooked.

  25. iLock | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Will you be able to find your valuables at the end of the night?!
    Or will you get back what you came with and your best friends wife’s wedding ring??
    Who knows…!!
    The steaks are always high when you visit us at Tetsuo’s Tricky Steakhouse.

  26. Geo | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Top right says “TABAS” (actually spelled “tabasse”, “tabasser” infinitive.) In Canadian French slang that means “to beat up really badly.” I guess that’s what I’d do if my valuables were taken away all of a sudden.

  27. Marum | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    When I woke up, it looked so good out….I left them out.

  28. Marum | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Welly good, welly good. But you make one silious mistake

  29. Marum | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Yu steel my waluables, I stick long sharp thing with handle, up your date!

  30. Geo | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign inside the kitchen, next to the entrance to the dining area:
    TAKE VALUABLES OF FOREIGNER
    NO CHARGE

  31. Marum | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    When you all throw your keys into a hat at the start of the night, then at the end of the night, you end up with both your own car, and your own wife….That is a bit of a worry.

  32. Marum | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    A bloke was always getting his coat stolen in the cloakroom. So he had a great idea.

    He put a sign on his coat: “This coat belongs to champion boxer.”

    When he returned, it was gone again as usual. But a sign was left in its place: “Coat stolen by champion runner.”

  33. Marum | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    If they hide them in the minors, you will need a special tool to find them..

  34. UCity | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unattended baggage won’t be confiscated.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Don’t you think a steakhouse with waiting stewardesses and a pilot cook looks somewhat suspicious, darling?

  36. Long Tom | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Marum: The Fagin of Tokyo!

  37. Long Tom | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Really! You can trust everyone in this establishment absolutely completely!

  38. Lora | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Signed, the Burglar King.

  39. Droll not Troll | 8:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Their honesty is absolutely impeachable.

  40. EffEff | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like Nixon?

  41. Long Tom | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    EffEff: Don’t you mean Clinton? He got impeached. Nixon was merely threatened with it.

  42. Eggrish | 6:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and yourself further away.

  43. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I leave them escorted? or accompanied?

  44. Marum | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Now sir. Let me get this straight.

    The waitress pinched your valuables?

    Are you complaining, or bragging?

  45. Peter | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry, I don’t have any

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