See? I told you the airline didn’t lose it

posted on 4 Sep 2016 in Signs

do-not-leave-valuables-attended

Our thieves are working overtime to serve you.

Photo courtesy of Ayumi Tezuka.
Found at a steakhouse in Tokyo. 

45 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Let the Flight Attendants do the the attending for your valuables

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    The valet will help you

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |

    And the exits are where

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    If it ends up being lost, it is not our mis-steak
    — The Management

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    ATTENTION: Just leave them and go away

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    Thank you for your valuables and your corporation, but we don’t need your incontinence.

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:12 am |

    Your valuables do not need to be treated like little kids

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    Sign with meat fragrance

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Step away from the valuables and nobody gets hurt!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:27 am |

    Steakhouse? Stealhouse?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    Nothing toward or sidious will happen to them.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:29 am |

    I tried leaving my kids there but they were still there upon my return.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    Sounds like invaluable advice to me.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    Some people have attendency to be too trusting.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:49 am |

    Well that’s just plane wrong.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:51 am |

    It’s OK we have an attendant Nick M.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |

    NOTE: If you are stolen, take valuables of attendant at once

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:57 am |

    Excuse me but I’ve lost a very valuable umbrella.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |

    We can make your steak rare and your valuables even rarer.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    The sign on the kitchen door reads: UNAUTHORISED PERSONNEL ONLY.

  21. iLock | 5:19 am |

    Smorkers Only.

  22. iLock | 5:26 am |

    So if I lose something – where would I steak my claim??

  23. Tong Lin | 5:36 am |

    Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying with us, please take you belongings with you, do not leave anything behind, if you do, please make sure it is valuable.

  24. iLock | 5:39 am |

    Yeah right, sure, your waiter got blinded by chili powder and knocked my wallet off the table and onto the windowsill then the wind blew it away. But there’s not even any windows open!
    Your story is overcooked.

  25. iLock | 5:46 am |

    Will you be able to find your valuables at the end of the night?!
    Or will you get back what you came with and your best friends wife’s wedding ring??
    Who knows…!!
    The steaks are always high when you visit us at Tetsuo’s Tricky Steakhouse.

  26. Geo | 7:15 am |

    Top right says “TABAS” (actually spelled “tabasse”, “tabasser” infinitive.) In Canadian French slang that means “to beat up really badly.” I guess that’s what I’d do if my valuables were taken away all of a sudden.

  27. Marum | 7:18 am |

    When I woke up, it looked so good out….I left them out.

  28. Marum | 7:23 am |

    Welly good, welly good. But you make one silious mistake

  29. Marum | 7:24 am |

    Yu steel my waluables, I stick long sharp thing with handle, up your date!

  30. Geo | 7:24 am |

    Sign inside the kitchen, next to the entrance to the dining area:
    TAKE VALUABLES OF FOREIGNER
    NO CHARGE

  31. Marum | 7:47 am |

    When you all throw your keys into a hat at the start of the night, then at the end of the night, you end up with both your own car, and your own wife….That is a bit of a worry.

  32. Marum | 7:53 am |

    A bloke was always getting his coat stolen in the cloakroom. So he had a great idea.

    He put a sign on his coat: “This coat belongs to champion boxer.”

    When he returned, it was gone again as usual. But a sign was left in its place: “Coat stolen by champion runner.”

  33. Marum | 7:57 am |

    If they hide them in the minors, you will need a special tool to find them..

  34. UCity | 8:23 am |

    Unattended baggage won’t be confiscated.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:05 pm |

    – Don’t you think a steakhouse with waiting stewardesses and a pilot cook looks somewhat suspicious, darling?

  36. Long Tom | 2:18 pm |

    Marum: The Fagin of Tokyo!

  37. Long Tom | 2:19 pm |

    Really! You can trust everyone in this establishment absolutely completely!

  38. Lora | 2:41 pm |

    Signed, the Burglar King.

  39. Droll not Troll | 8:47 pm |

    Their honesty is absolutely impeachable.

  40. EffEff | 10:14 pm |

    Just like Nixon?

  41. Long Tom | 6:42 am |

    EffEff: Don’t you mean Clinton? He got impeached. Nixon was merely threatened with it.

  42. Eggrish | 6:44 pm |

    Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and yourself further away.

  43. Can I leave them escorted? or accompanied?

  44. Marum | 3:55 am |

    Now sir. Let me get this straight.

    The waitress pinched your valuables?

    Are you complaining, or bragging?

  45. Peter | 12:34 pm |

    Don’t worry, I don’t have any

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