Some stains never come out.

posted on 25 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

porn-laundry

I need these XXX movies R-rated…

Photo courtesy Greg Dunne.
Found in Pattaya, Thailand.

47 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Mrs, you’ve branched out

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |

    Only if you put the clothes you are wearing, in the wash.

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Scrubbing hard I see

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    Suck Ho first …

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Remove child before washing

  6. Marum | 4:07 am |

    Q. What do you think of sex and violence in the Laundromat.

    A. It’s great, but it damages the lids on the washing machines.

  7. Marum | 4:11 am |

    The problem with a Porn Laundry, is that it’s often too hard to do your washing.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |

    The previous sign seemed to deter gents.

  9. Marum | 4:13 am |

    A Porn Laundry is good for removing the “ring” around your male part.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    – F**k the
    – Pull out the porn

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    B-b-but those panties weren’t crotchless when I sent them!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    Porn is made at here!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    Teenaged boys’ socks a specialty.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:19 am |

    No Vietnamese coins please, your dongs won’t fit our slots.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    The neighbours are all in a lather over this business.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am |

    Put those odd socks to good use.

  17. J-Luke | 4:28 am |

    Blow drying included.

  18. J-Luke | 4:29 am |

    All washing machines are front loading.

  19. J-Luke | 4:30 am |

    Makes your laundry as white as s….

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    Get in early. Next week they’ll be clothed for renovations.

  21. Yu No Hoo | 4:32 am |

    Why is everyone taking it out before it’s finished?

  22. Marum | 4:32 am |

    @Yu No Hoo 0419. Haha. A mate of mine found that those “touch buttons” on lifts, will work with other things than just your finger.

  23. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    They have a washer, a dryer and a fluffer.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |

    No money, no laundry

  25. jjhitt | 5:27 am |

    What did you think “Soapland” meant?

  26. jjhitt | 5:29 am |

    Just fast forward to the rinse.

  27. Auntie | 5:59 am |

    WTF?

  28. Yu No Hoo | 6:54 am |

    The vice squad has begun a probe but the owner continues to hamper their efforts by refusing to come clean.

  29. UCity | 7:07 am |

    Is this where people “scrub” their computers?

  30. Chris | 7:10 am |

    @Marum, 4:32: Can your mate play the piano?

  31. Droll not Troll | 7:11 am |

    Debbie does delicates.

  32. Chris | 7:11 am |

    For dirty movies.

  33. Droll not Troll | 7:17 am |

    If you pay extra, they’ll shoot your load through in no time!

  34. UCity | 8:22 am |

    Customers have been advised about the possibility of their clothes shrinking at this particular laundromat.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:25 am |

    Cash separately

  36. Rt | 12:42 pm |

    So how much to get rid of these stains? I’m only asking for a friend

  37. Filboid | 1:11 pm |

    One hour Bowdlerising!

  38. Big Fat Cat | 1:19 pm |

    Where can I insert the porns for the porn slots?

  39. Big Fat Cat | 1:22 pm |

    The shop is owned by Ms Coins.

  40. Vulcan64 | 2:48 pm |

    “Oh, looks like I didn’t bring enough money…”

  41. Droll not Troll | 6:42 pm |

    @Chris | 7:11 am: Good one! IMO, that caption is the money shot for this post.

  42. Nonsuch Ned | 5:37 am |

    The Thai translates as “Bom chika wha wha”

  43. ElKabong | 6:54 am |

    Extra Heavy duty Machines feature a black light to make sure you got EVERYTHING out.

  44. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:38 pm |

    Dry cleaning for wet spots.

  45. Eggrish | 2:42 am |

    For clothes that are extra dirty.

  46. The Dude | 8:54 am |

    Turn left past the topless carwash.

  47. Tekleader | 11:03 am |

    Waiting for the spin cycle has never been so much fun!

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