Or this kitten dies…
Photo courtesy of Summer Lewis.
Side of a semi-truck in Yokosuka, Japan.
No reason to mention that …
Likewise, the Chinese must eat the dogs.
… or else it gets the rice again.
Canadian must drink Japanese Maple Syrup.
Eat your veggie or else no fish.
Non-Japanese, go and smile milk
Minkes have Japanese upon their backs to bite ’em.
Sushi or die!
Well, fugu too!
The Germans must eat the sauerkraut! And the Belgians must eat the waffles. Otherwise the world will end.
The cult members must drink the Kool-aid.
Otherwise their economy would flounder.
Old Japanese saying:
Seven days without fish makes one weak.
French must eat flies and catch up
Does Donald approve
I think they just bear with pizza
Ah, those piscatorientals!
All your bass are belong to us!
Everyone else gets bacon!
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Give a nation fish and you’ll need a truck.
It’s like a weird version of “Speed.”
It’s survival of the fishest! You are what you eat…
I always eat “Tuna Free Dolphin”.
You oughta hear the little suckers scream, when you stick a fork in ’em.
…and leave all the beef for the American sailors and marines stationed at Yokosuka!
Just so long as they don’t put the fish on Japanese pizza…like they do with practically everything else…curry, egg & mayo, squid & seaweed…and their old pizza standard: CORN
OK…since it is “the fish”, which fish shall it be???
… especially the two-headed fish caught near Fukishima.
Because in Japan, beef is so freaking expensive!
@Auntie | 2:11 pm: Good point! It doesn’t say how many Japanese, either. Hope there’s enough fish to go around!
@Dr Lex 0418.
Ach mein lieber Herr. Sauerbraten mit sauerkraut am Swartzebrot, und sehr viele liter von grosse Lagerbier. MMMmmm!
Ein gedactnis aus alten zeiten. Maybe. 😥
I’ve haddock with all these fishy puns.
I’m betting on the fish winning.
The match of the century!
This sounds like the premise for yet another weird-as-hell Japanese game show. When does the American version air?
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