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posted on 29 Sep 2016 in Transportation

japanese-must-eat-the-fish

Or this kitten dies…

Photo courtesy of Summer Lewis.
Side of a semi-truck in Yokosuka, Japan.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    No reason to mention that …

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 5  

    Likewise, the Chinese must eat the dogs.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    … or else it gets the rice again.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Canadian must drink Japanese Maple Syrup.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Specifically, SWORDFISH

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat your veggie or else no fish.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Non-Japanese, go and smile milk

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Minkes have Japanese upon their backs to bite ’em.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sushi or die!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, fugu too!

  11. DrLex | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    The Germans must eat the sauerkraut! And the Belgians must eat the waffles. Otherwise the world will end.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The cult members must drink the Kool-aid.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Otherwise their economy would flounder.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Old Japanese saying:

    Seven days without fish makes one weak.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    French must eat flies and catch up

  16. algernon | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Whales dolphins

  17. algernon | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Does Donald approve

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Vegans-R-not Us!

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they just bear with pizza

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, those piscatorientals!

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    All your bass are belong to us!

  22. Yu No Hoo | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Everyone else gets bacon!

  23. jjhitt | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
    Give a nation fish and you’ll need a truck.

  24. Classic Steve | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like a weird version of “Speed.”

  25. Filboid | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s survival of the fishest! You are what you eat…

  26. Marum | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I always eat “Tuna Free Dolphin”.

    You oughta hear the little suckers scream, when you stick a fork in ’em.

  27. Pete | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …and leave all the beef for the American sailors and marines stationed at Yokosuka!

  28. Pete | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Just so long as they don’t put the fish on Japanese pizza…like they do with practically everything else…curry, egg & mayo, squid & seaweed…and their old pizza standard: CORN
    (shudder)

  29. Auntie | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    OK…since it is “the fish”, which fish shall it be???

  30. Tom P. | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    … especially the two-headed fish caught near Fukishima.

  31. Long Tom | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Because in Japan, beef is so freaking expensive!

  32. Droll not Troll | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Auntie | 2:11 pm: Good point! It doesn’t say how many Japanese, either. Hope there’s enough fish to go around!

  33. Marum | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dr Lex 0418.

    Ach mein lieber Herr. Sauerbraten mit sauerkraut am Swartzebrot, und sehr viele liter von grosse Lagerbier. MMMmmm!

    Ein gedactnis aus alten zeiten. Maybe. 😥

  34. Lora | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve haddock with all these fishy puns.

  35. Myself | 9:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m betting on the fish winning.

  36. Myself | 9:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The match of the century!

  37. Myself | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This sounds like the premise for yet another weird-as-hell Japanese game show. When does the American version air?

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