Then I listen a song in the ear…

posted on 5 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

mouth-and-spiny-bumps

I’d see a doctor about that.

Photo courtesy of  Gyoschak.
Spotted in Shanghai subway. 

36 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    So he pulled it out of where

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    mouth and spiny bumps do not go together

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    I use my fingers and toes

  4. DrLex | 4:03 am |

    The dentist will be worried

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    I think the creator put aboot in his mouth

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Must be a book about hedgehog boobs.

  7. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    Don’t read a gift book in the mouth.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    His mouth was so big that it could be used it as a cave library

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Read a book in the mouth? Must have used your eye teeth.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    From your mouth to shiny bumps

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Oh, I get it! The book is written in Braille.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    From ‘In The Mouth of Madness’ and ‘Mouthman Prophecies’

  13. Marum | 4:12 am |

    ♫With a thong in my heart♪

  14. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |

    I read the books that make the whole world sting
    I read the books of love and special things
    I read the bumps that make the young girls cry
    I read the books,I read the books.

  15. Marum | 4:15 am |

    That’s nonchalance for you. He’s sitting in the moth of a Dragon, reading a book.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:18 am |

    Reader’s Digest.

  17. Marum | 4:18 am |

    So you think reading a book with your mouth is great.

    I could lift my lady right off a chair with my tongue. 😛

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    I read the book and the last thing I remember was a foul taste of pee soup and a ‘gulp’

  19. Yu No Hoo | 4:37 am |

    I joined the Book of the Mouth Club. The first title ended up being a selection of pooetry.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 4:45 am |

    I think you’ll find pica is the most suitable type size in this case.

  21. J-Luke | 4:51 am |

    There are some books I just devour…

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:04 am |

    I read a book in the mouth then finish it in a toilet bowel

    – Edgar Allan Poet

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |

    I usually read one book per mouth.

  24. Droll not Troll | 5:26 am |

    With a hat like that, you need to go to a phrenologist and have your spiny bumps read.

  25. Yu No Hoo | 5:33 am |

    His library sorts books according to the Chewey Decimal System.

  26. Yu No Hoo | 6:00 am |

    He’s a lip reader.

  27. The_YongGrand | 6:22 am |

    Did James Bartley wrote that phrase when he was inside the whale?? 😀

  28. Yu No Hoo | 6:33 am |

    E-books are the best; they’re already byte-sized.

  29. Lora | 8:39 am |

    Must be a real bookworm. The bug that actually eats books, I mean.

  30. Geo | 8:51 am |

    This guy has his senses confused. He can see with his mouth and feel [touch] with his eyes. What’s next, smelling sound? How about hearing taste? Or even tasting smell?
    The webmaster was right when he wrote “I’d see a doctor about that.”
    This guy has full-blown synesthesia!

  31. Pete | 8:52 am |

    Spiny bumps when ya read?
    Well I never heard’a that one before!

    Me? Personally, I tend to break out into purple polka dots whenever ai listen to music….

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:53 pm |

    I read a book in the mouth and found the taste

  33. Eggrish | 6:52 pm |

    Make sure to chew once every 32 pages young man.

  34. The Erogenous Zones of Literature.

  35. Marum | 3:46 am |

    Spiny bumps indeed!
    Look Chang, if you have to eat the pages, take the flaming staples out first.

  36. McBee | 6:17 pm |

    Read that bitch! Read it right in the mouth!

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