We buried bad style!

posted on 22 Sep 2016 in Signs

hair-salon-coffin

A little off the neck…and no biting.

Photo courtesy of James Cohen.
Hair salon found in Tsukuba, Japan.

44 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Better than a bowl cut

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    It’s a R.I.P.-off

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Hairs dead but not boxed

  4. DrLex | 4:05 am |

    We only use katanas. Please hold still…

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    They mean ‘Saloon’ … Right?

  6. DrLex | 4:08 am |

    Opening hours: from 10PM to 6AM.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Mmmm … Coffin with scream!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Any permanent you get here is PERMANENT!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    They also do nails.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    – No, no, no, I want it cut.
    – Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho… !

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Open every mourning.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am: Coffin with cremation?

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    I wonder how much these people urn per week.

  14. timmy | 4:23 am |

    Next door: The barber of Seville.

  15. Marum | 4:26 am |

    Paris Hilton is a prime example of a Bad Heir Day.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:28 am |

    I don’t want a cut, just a die job.

  17. Marum | 4:34 am |

    @timmy 0423.

    Ah, bravo Figaro!

    Bravo, bravissimo!

    Fortunatissimo per verità!

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:34 am |

    I bet the owner is making a killing.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 4:37 am |

    We serve free coffee while you wait in your coffin.

  20. Marum | 4:39 am |

    Coffin and sneezing. You can spray that again.

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |

    Does your hair need more body?

  22. Yu No Hoo | 5:13 am |

    Don’t stiff your stylist on the tip.

  23. iLock | 5:20 am |

    Or go elsewhere…
    Buy a weave and don’t grieve!

  24. jjhitt | 5:29 am |

    When you’re down there
    We’ll mind your hair
    And do your nails
    And skin so pale.
    Burma-Shave

  25. J-Luke | 5:31 am |

    Man, I would kill to have that haircut!

  26. Long Tom | 5:32 am |

    So that’s where Sweeney Todd works now!

  27. jjhitt | 5:36 am |

    Back in black? We goth what it takes.

  28. Pete | 5:36 am |

    Think they offer customers coffee before the cutting begins?
    Japan’s most popular coffee creamer is called “Creap”.
    Yes literally.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:49 am |

    Our Motto: ”You want it cut? We’ll cut it off!”

  30. Marum | 5:51 am |

    @Long Tom 0532.. Right next door to the Pie Shop.

  31. Marum | 6:53 am |

    @72rd 406.
    A salon: Is where they play the Harpsichord.

    A saloon: Is where they play th Honky Tonk Piano. 😀

  32. pasdrole | 8:24 am |

    Must be Sweeney Todd’s newest gig.

  33. Long Tom | 9:56 am |

    So it’s not just the doctors who can bury their mistakes.

  34. Lora | 10:00 am |

    When I mentioned that I’d never been in a hair salon without any mirrors before, one of the hair dressers told me it’s because none of them have reflections, and neither do the clients at the end.

    I was more than halfway home before I realized that I’d been running the whole time. O_O

  35. Yu No Hoo | 10:13 am |

    If you need directions, it’s just around the coroner.

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:34 am |

    @ Droll not Troll | 4:15 am: That’s it – black and hot!

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:37 am |

    @ Marum | 6:53 am: And what is a Salooon?

  38. The Dude | 1:55 pm |

    Morticia!! Give me the Rigor Mortis.

  39. Rt | 2:28 pm |

    Can you use a -1 instead of a 0 on the back of my neck with the clippers? Thx

  40. combat_rock | 6:00 pm |

    Open during Dark Hour only!

  41. PeeBee | 6:42 am |

    The stylists spend the whole day coiffin’.

  42. Marum | 8:03 am |

    @72rd 1037. They play the Piano Accordion.

    FYI. Daffynition of a gentleman:: One whom, though he can play the Piano Accordion, declines to do so.

  43. Tekleader | 11:05 am |

    Our cuts are to die for!

  44. Peter | 1:47 pm |

    The death knell for all hair salons. There will be no more.

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