We have a very narrow target demographic…

posted on 27 Sep 2016 in Bags/Packaging

swordfish

So like, 12 people total…

Photo courtesy of Glenn Alcott.
Shopping bag found in Tokyo, Japan.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Well why not

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware the swordfish

  3. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to combine my swordfish with a squirrel. Do I have enough sence of mismatch?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    – Cool people?
    – With the sence of Mismatch?
    – Who can enjoy mixed taste?
    – And stylish joke?

    We wish those people to select our ENGRISH!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When Miss Matches those cool Miss Steaks

  6. DrLex | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If your lack of style goes far enough to wear a swordfish carcass, this is the store for you.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    JAMA latest study: Swordfish is the cause of mismatch and confusion among Engrish speaking people.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Those people who say ‘Ni!’

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Cutting-edge marketing.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    My hovercraft is full of swordfish. Cool enough for you?

  11. DrLex | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd: cutting down the mightiest tree in the forest with a swordfish might have a small chance of being feasible. Which shows that you have a sence of mismatch by linking it to the Knights Who Say Ni.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Selecting swordfish? I’ll take a stab at it.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    SWORDFISH. Mixing tastes sence 1985.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    To select our Swordfish online, clique here.

  15. Rt | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …”and stylish joke…”

    I guess that rules out slapstick comedy fans

  16. SF | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I picked unmatched socks this morning. Do I qualify?

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ DrLex | 4:30 am | Mismatch is the point! It’s, like, a fish- … , um, fashion Engrish statement! 😉

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    PS: @ DrLex | 4:30 am | : OK, I wish those people to select our … HERRING!

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am: We wish those people to select our SHRUBBERY!

  20. UCity | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Swordfish?! Let’s not get too carried away here.

  21. Droll not Troll | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A bag like this proves that there is no bag limit for swordfish!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll | 6:34 am: Another mismatch: We wish those people – the knights perhaps? – to select sword (not the fish) to cut the tree. But then they want us to cut the tree with the fish! And what do they need the shrubberry for, really? Because they’re cool!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    (please leave caption for the Swordfish photo; all stylish joke, mismatch, etc. will be selected. Let’s Smile Milk!)

  24. Nonsuch Ned | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mary?…Sturgeon?…Haddock?…Hey, what’s-a matter, you no understand Engrish? You can’t come in here unless you say, “Swordfish.” Now I’ll give you one more guess.

  25. Pete | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Circa 1500’s: Codpiece
    Circa 2000’s: Swordfish

    Well if that ain’t progress, I dunno what is!

  26. Pete | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like to buy a license for me swordfish.

  27. Yu No Hoo | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Kind of a windbag but it eventually gets to the point.

  28. Long Tom | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But anyone may select our orange roughy!

  29. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The conceited A-holes deserve it.

  30. Marum | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m on a Sawfish diet.

    Saw fish ate fish.

  31. Filboid | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wordfish – I get point! (Stylish joke)

  32. The Dude | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Uncool people who cant take a joke, you’re not welcome here.

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