You should see the “oh-so-nightmare” series…

posted on 9 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

hunting-its-my-passion

Every time you go awwww someone dies.

Photo courtesy of wtakerm.
Stationery found in Russia. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    Those nasty cats

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of their tenderness people die

  3. coffeebot | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Kittens…nature’s cute terrorists.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    people dying from cuteness overload

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    P*ss make me die

  6. jjhitt | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel like someone just stepped on my grave…. with four teeny tiny paws.

  7. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Curiosity may kill the cat, but tenderness kills the cat lover.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Yes – little kittens are some of the most cruel hunting animals in the world …

  9. algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 2  

    Because Putin said so

  10. jjhitt | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Truth is, felis catus is one of nature’s most successful murder machines.

  11. algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 3  

    Perhaps Trump could use cats instead of building walls

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Big kittens are responsible for nuclear wars, earthquakes, drones and smartphones

  13. DrLex | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    So… cute… cannot handle it… [head explodes]

  14. Huu Yuu | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    So apparently kittens kill more people than a big cat-astrophe does.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Also called ‘Hell’o’Kittens’

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Hunting is my puss-ion.

  17. Yu No Hoo | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Hundreds of people dying daily?

    I’m no lawyer but that sounds like a feline-y.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone give that cat a tonic.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Blocknote, for cleaning up cat littering accident.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @72 o clock 4:14am: Are you talking about my kids?

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I heard that litter kills but I didn’t think they meant THAT kind of litter!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    oh-so-cute -> exe-cute

  23. Marum | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    I could never at a whole pu$$y. I just nibble round the edges poco a poco.

  24. Yu No Hoo | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop purrsecuting the emotionally fragile!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Big Fat Cat: Well, it may be complicated, in case you cats really have nine lives … 😉

  26. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW, there are 4 super cute kittens a few yards from me right now. I feel more in danger from their mother though – we call her Hell Cat!
    We’re waiting until the kittens are independently mobile, to see how that messes with Hell Cat’s head. (She won’t be able to keep them away from the nasty hoomins any more.)

  27. Yu No Hoo | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it true hunting is your passion? I think you’re lion.

  28. Droll not Troll | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose a kitten could kill a person if it got stuck in a major orifice…. WTF, Russia??

  29. Pete | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pooty-poot’s a kitten?
    Who’d-a-thunk?

  30. Pete | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Well if this is what Russian kittens can do, I’d hate to see what their bear cubs are capable of…

  31. Pete | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yu-No-Hoo 443:

    Ya got that one backwards, bud.
    Shoulda been “Puss-i-on is my hunting.”

  32. Pete | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Got a big surprise todayvwhen saw the country of origin for today’s post.
    Thought for sure it would have been from Japan.

    Since Japan is known for “cute”.
    And Russia is not.

    Go figure.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From ‘Catwalk On A Hot Tin Roof’

  34. Pete | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Todayvwhen?

    I must have been experiencing a freudian impression of Mr. Checkov.

  35. SF | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t email this cute kitten to ten people, somebody will die.

  36. Marum | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt. 0412 Tru mate. I like cats but:

    When we first moved onto Our acreage, (just north of Brissie). the rubbish dump was 1K away. (sports fields now) We had a huge Feral Cat problem + a few Foxes too. So I bought them a slide to plastic box of 100 of the then brand new Winchester .22 LR supersonics. Over the next 12 months I got rid of most of them.

    The Foxes I got with my .243 with the smallest projectiles I could get. (68grain if I remember correctly) At around 3,200fps they didn’t stand a chance.

    In Oz the cats eat all our small marsupials, like the Bilby, and our Marsupial Mice, + many others..

  37. Marum | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    God mate. I could shoot them over open sights in those days.

    To pinch a quote (as usual)

    The youth of the heart and the dew in the morning,
    They’ve gone and they’ve left you without any warning. 😥

  38. Marum | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    @Pete 0536. Don’t be fooled hombre. The are KGB Cat-operatives.

    Their favourite mans of execution, is to lie in your arms purring, until you nod off. Then they lie on your face and suffocate you. They then dispose of the evidence by eating you. So all that is left, is little black things in the Kitty-litter.. 😈

  39. Yu No Hoo | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 5:58 am

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty

  40. Lora | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If this were true, I would have died a long time ago.

  41. Yu No Hoo | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, cat fixes you.

  42. Garst | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Killing me tenderly with its song!

  43. Geo | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    CONSPIRACY THEORY: Kittens fool you into thinking they’re cute and harmless. However, once you’ve completely fallen for it, they kill you, leaving little to no evidence of your disgraceful demise. Beware of them! Deep down, they’re just plain wild.

  44. Eggrish | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Every time a kitten does something cute, an innocent little person dies.

  45. Rt | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    In soviet russia, cat spays you!

  46. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Cats kill with cuteness? Something familiar about that, witch I can’t explain without double, double toil and trouble.

  47. Yu No Hoo | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What a cute little com-mew-nist.

  48. Long Tom | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Decades ago, we got a kitten we named Gypsy (he was a boy), and when he was small, he would hunt spiders by batting them around and eating them after they were killed. I mentioned this to my then-neighbor girl, who told me her kitten did exactly the same thing.

  49. Peter | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vengeance !

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