As long as it’s nothing major…

posted on 15 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

pretty-good-tailor

He’s affordable…that’s all I can say.

Photo courtesy of Emil Schjelde.

36 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Makes pretty good suits

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Hello, Tailor!

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Makes for the deeper and harder

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |

    And this is dog t-shirts

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    ♪♪ And so he’s tailor made for you ♫

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    Still not good enough. Try deeper n harder!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |

    Good for Elizabeth Taylor.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:27 am |

    He’s sew-sew.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Modest prices, too.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:31 am |

    I bet he takes a lot of needling over that name.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    Oh, sorry; I was looking for some pretty good tail.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:34 am |

    He seams like a nice guy.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    Learned his trade working in a satis factory.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    He’s suitable.

  15. Frank Burns | 5:19 am |

    Mediocrity rules!

  16. Frank Burns | 5:21 am |

    Well they did change the name from “Slacker Slacks “N Stuff”.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:21 am |

    Is this ‘Pretty Woman’s’ Director’s Cut?

  18. jjhitt | 7:45 am |

    At the corner of Swell and Nice streets.

  19. Marum | 7:48 am |

    “He’s pretty good.” What’s wrong with that?

  20. Marum | 7:52 am |

    @BFC 0417. The statistic I like about Lix, was that she was married 8 times, but only had 7 husbands. :roll:

  21. Marum | 8:00 am |

    I don’t know about dealing with Chinese firms. I ordered some credit card wallets, and now i am being besieged by Bang Good, deluging with pictures of lovely oriental ladies, in skimpy lace panties.

  22. Marum | 8:01 am |

    At my age, that could cause me to have more than one stroke. 😉

  23. Marum | 8:03 am |

    EDIT: Lix = Liz. (Schweinhund)

  24. J-Luke | 8:18 am |

    If he wasn’t, I would sew him…

  25. Marum | 8:26 am |

    Look mate! I’d like a Toga in the same colour as your sign. My birthday is the fifteenth of March.

  26. Long Tom | 9:42 am |

    I suppose the titles “Best Tailor” or “Number One Tailor” have already been taken.

  27. Classic Steve | 12:09 pm |

    That’s all? Aw, DARN.

  28. Big Fat Cat | 1:52 pm |

    @Marum 07:52am : Butterfield 8 or Butthead 8 for the men?

  29. Droll not Troll | 5:21 pm |

    @ Marum: LIX? I’m sure she was older than 59. 😛

  30. Droll not Troll | 5:24 pm |

    @Long Tom | 9:42 am: If you deal with a Number One Tailor, urine for a surprise.

  31. sirpaulfan | 2:28 am |

    Why go look for the great when you can settle for the pretty good?

  32. Marum | 4:02 am |

    @DnT 1721 don’t know about that, but after 8 marriages it was probably bigge than 59. (cm that is)

  33. Filboid | 3:36 pm |

    Never mind the quality, feel the width!

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:49 pm |

    Larry David uses this guy all the time.

  35. The Dude | 8:59 am |

    He gets a 5 star rating, though out of 100 possible stars.

  36. Peter | 12:18 pm |

    Just opposite the UGLY BAD TAILOR

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