Costumer parking?

posted on 6 Oct 2016 in Signs

all-others-will-be-toad

Witches working over time…

Photo courtesy of Affa Madcat.

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  1. Yu No Hoo | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Vehicles will be taken to compound W.

  2. UCity | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Car will turn back into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight.

  3. Big Fat Cat | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    People found playing Frogger will be prosecuted.

  4. J-Luke | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Seeing such a sign makes you want to ribbit off…

  5. Big Fat Cat | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ….. Princess Toadstool excepted.

  6. Lora | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Who gives a frog, anyway?

  7. pasdrole | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Princess, by appointment ONLY. Conversion therapy at owner’s expense.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Better toad than toast

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why my hovercraft is full of flogs

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A short test for customers (please note, only one answer is correct):

    1. The private customers will be:

    a. Snail White
    b. Paris Hilton
    c. Hello Kitty
    d. Crap

    2. Do you know how difficult is to become a toad?

    a. I know
    b. I don’t know

  11. Classic Steve | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful. Toads with motorcars have an unfortunate history.

  12. PeeBee | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    What if I just want to hop in and out real quick?

  13. RT | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    but i just wanted a BUD… WEIS… ER

  14. algernon | 12:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    For amphibious vehicles only

  15. algernon | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be at Frog Hollow

  16. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    But officer, it was froggy when I parked and I couldn’t see the sign!

  17. Frank Burns | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    When I got my car back, it gave me warts.

  18. Pete | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey mechanic…why does my car pee lately whenever I touch it?

  19. Long Tom | 4:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, this establishment hires Wiccans!

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Could be worse. At least they won’t flog you.

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If they take my car away I’ll get a newt one.

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    … and that’s why I always carry jumper leads in my car.

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Better move your car bufo the tow truck arrives.

  24. sirpaulfan | 9:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Flog.

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Aww man! I wanted to be Yoshi.

  26. Vulcan64 | 11:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    $200 fine for screaming

  27. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the Engrish update schedule now random, or is this just because the server has been toad?

  28. PeeBee | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no, my car got in a wreck and was toadalled.

  29. DrLex | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @PeeBee; that’s because you didn’t have it coated with a uranium seal.

  30. Eggrish | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry Mario, your parking space is at another castle. – Toad

  31. Chris | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Toadully fersher

  32. Peter | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Vandalisation strictly prohibited.
    Offenders will be frogged severely.

  33. markm | 7:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Patrolled by Elphaba Security and Natural Pest Control

  34. Crank Caller | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Toad Car The Wet Sprocket

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