Don’t worry — they’re not coming back

posted on 1 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

free-left-luggage

Do you have anything with more sweaters?

Photo courtesy of Sergej Maršnjak.
Spotted in Xi’an, China.

24 captions

  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:49 am |

    There Is no such thing as a free left luggage – Milton Friedman.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    Maybe I will, but first tell me why it’s incarcerated.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    What about right luggage?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:08 am |

    Take luggage of foreigner on the right

  5. algernon | 5:15 am |

    The right ones are over there

  6. SF | 5:15 am |

    Don’t leave your Vuitton suitcase …

  7. algernon | 5:16 am |

    Left where and why

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:17 am |

    It should be FLEE REFT RUGGAGE. Is there no respect for Engrish?

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:19 am |

    Even if it used to be yours, I don’t think you have a case.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:45 am |

    – Hello, is it right to take left luggage?
    – Wrong, Sir. It’s on the left.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:47 am |

    Looks like a fly-by-right operation.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:52 am |

    Free stuff; this place should be packed.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:56 am |

    – The black leather business briefcase, the gold Rolex, Louis Vuitton purse and that expensive-looking thick brown wallet with bills sticking out of it, please.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 6:19 am |

    Any free WiFe comes with the luggage?

  15. Yu No Hoo | 6:42 am |

    All your belonging are belong to all.

  16. Marum | 8:07 am |

    Oh. I thought th gear may have been shanghaied.

  17. Marum | 8:09 am |

    I love you, but I don’t want all your baggage.

  18. Marum | 8:10 am |

    Sorry, wrong store.

    I was wanting to buy a little honey.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:10 am |

    @ Yu No Hoo | 6:42 am: ”All your luggage are left for us!”

  20. Yu No Hoo | 9:32 am |

    There’s something sinister about free luggage.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:11 pm |

    Buy right luggage, get left luggage for free!

  22. Long Tom | 2:05 pm |

    An old “Herman” cartoon has a man at the airport being told that the airline had lost his luggage, but he could have first choice of the unclaimed suitcases.

  23. iLock | 1:08 am |

    This doesn’t seem right…

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:37 am |

    Maybe Sunday’s Engrish post is in that building. Anybody want to claim it?

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