Explore anoiher dimention.

posted on 16 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

pour-monsuiur

Wait, that wasn’t God’s fingeY…

Photo courtesy of Erin Drewitz.
Shirt found in China.

42 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Beware the fingeY

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    Where are the red dogs?!

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Demention oh oh oh fingeY

  4. Marum | 4:04 am |

    Feellinger….It was Heavenly.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    I feel the middle finger

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Anoiher demention: Ho Ho Ho.

  7. Marum | 4:06 am |

    GOD! That must have been quite some orgasm. She’s been talking like that for week now.

  8. Marum | 4:13 am |

    I fear the hand of the Nephilim, is afoot in this matter.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Thunder is what happens when somebody pulls God’s finger.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    50% cotton / 50% anoiher (undefined)

    Do not irony
    Hand of God wash only

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    This shirt has long sleeves, to fit an orany ang or some other ape.

  12. Marum | 4:18 am |

    Just recently, I’ve been having an orgasm every time I sneeze four times in a row.

    Don’t worry though, I’m taking pepper for it.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    A dimention is another dimension where everyone is demented.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Therapy is available for OCD, but apparently not for OCR.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    @Marum | 4:18 am: That’s one way to make sure your wife doesn’t ask you to do any dusting!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |

    – Oh-oh-OMG! I’m feelinger finger!

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    Fecnos? That would be what the Irishman said when someone asked him what all this means. “Feck knows!”

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |

    Someone tried to rip off the lyrics of “Ain’t It Strange” by Patti Smith, and suddenly it all got so much stranger!

  19. Yu No Hoo | 4:53 am |

    Pour madame, you get the hand of mairy.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |

    This is your shirt.
    This is your shirt on drugs.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |

    Feelinger’s Hand is just Schrödinger’s Cat in anoiher dimention, oh

  22. Big Fat Cat | 5:06 am |

    Hand of Trump I feel his fingers.

  23. Marum | 5:07 am |

    Pour Monsieur? Oui! I’ll have a triple brandy thanks.

  24. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |

    @Big Fat Cat | 5:06 am: Oh oh OH!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |

    Is that a Hand of God in your pocket or are you just happy to fingeY?

  26. Droll not Troll | 5:39 am |

    @Big Fat Cat | 5:06 am;
    Edit: In anoiher dementia oh oh OH!

  27. UCity | 8:09 am |

    First came Engrish, then came Flench-Engrish.

  28. Classic Steve | 9:35 am |

    Are you trying to evoke God or Cthulhu?

  29. SF | 10:30 am |

    @UCiti -8:09
    Flangrais?

  30. Big Fat Cat | 11:13 am |

    @DNT 5:39am Cuz he offered me cheque book of gold!

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:37 am |

    Hand of God in three dimentions: fingeX + fingeY + fingeZ

  32. Pete | 12:28 pm |

    Just what the he** is that language…Elf-lish?

  33. Long Tom | 1:05 pm |

    Must be one of those UFO religions:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_religion

  34. Eggrish | 3:28 pm |

    God: “Smell my finger!! It’s from your Holy region!!”

  35. Droll not Troll | 9:35 pm |

    If you need to speak in tongues, please keep your fingeys out of your mouth.

  36. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:56 am |

    And god sayeth unto Monsuiur: “Pull thee my finger. And let all your sons and daughters blame not the dog.” – Scatalogeans 6:32

  37. DrLex | 4:35 am |

    I fecnos my fins quite often, it takes me to another dimention.

  38. Tom P. | 7:14 pm |

    let’s open our hymrals to sing, “The Fingey of God”

  39. Myself | 10:14 pm |

    ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
    All mimsy were the borogroves
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

  40. Myself | 10:15 pm |

    Vogons, the third-worst poets in the universe!

  41. EffEff | 11:49 pm |

    Dementia Five!

  42. SonikkuAmerica | 4:06 pm |

    We didn’t start the fingeY…

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