Farewell the five bucks…

posted on 28 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

power-bank-series

Missing call aroused by no power–sounds like a personal problem.

Photo courtesy of Jim Tomlinson.
Portable phone charger instructions.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    But is it also farewell to exploding phones?

  2. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Farewell the mobile phone

  3. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m aroused but not by a phone

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Some of the most prominent historic moments: Noah’s Ark, Social revolution, Nuclear bomb, iPhone and of course B-2000 of Power Bank series

  5. Frank Burns | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not buyin’ it. I’ll wait for B-3000 to come out.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Aroused? I have the weirdest quick power boner…

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a no power in your pocket or are you just charging fully ahead?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a historic moment in your pocket or are you just aroused to see me?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll | 4:32 am: Another historic moment, damn .. ;p

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am: With a post like this one, it was bound to happen. GMTA.

  11. jjhitt | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The no-electron is a counterpart of the electron, having the same mass and spin, but no charge.

  12. Jay | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This historical moment is making me aroused with no-power.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a problem for a porn star if he can only get aroused when the shooting stops.

  14. jjhitt | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    My phone is moist.

  15. Marum | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Japanese Cricket.

    Rain – Noh Play.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd Oclock: apres moi le Food Bank.

  17. Yu No Hoo | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They obviously want you to think this is a good buy.

  18. Pete | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Too many words make my arousal go aloha oe.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Big Fat Cat | 5:13 am: Power Bank -> Food Bank -> Foot Bank -> Fast Foot Bank -> Fast Foot Massage – French Flies -> Spam … etc … ;p

  20. Big Fat Cat | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @72Rd Oclock: Spam -> Sperm.

  21. J-Luke | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    In this case, it is no-power that is an aphrodisac…

  22. Droll not Troll | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:31 am: When everything is aroused, it’s so long.

  23. Droll not Troll | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Big Fat Cat | 8:07 am: That’s something you wouldn’t want to find in a can – especially if it’s pink!

  24. Droll not Troll | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Farewell all these troubles.
    ♪ ♫ Nobody knows the arousal I’ve seen. ♪ ♫

  25. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 12:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Geez, B-2000 sure dates some losers.

  26. Myself | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No-power arouses a lot of stuff.

  27. Myself | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Interrupted games, missing calling, stopped shooting, and troubles all have weird fetishes for no-power.

  28. Myself | 9:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is no-power like no-face, from Spirited Away?

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