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posted on 31 Oct 2016 in Signs

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I’m dressed as Man Needing to Pee.

Photo courtesy of Tony Polcaster.

32 captions

  1. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |

    Either way they’re going to get booed.

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:15 am |

    and Pubic Lestlooms for regular customers.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    NOTE: Private restrooms may enter without customers

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    All deer costumers must wait until they Marry Christmax

  5. coffeebot | 4:25 am |

    I’m dressed as a man who has to pee.

  6. Marum | 4:26 am |

    OK! If I’m in drag, which one should I use?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    That Pedobear costume had to come in handy eventually.

  8. Marum | 4:31 am |

    Oft frequented by that French bloke – Pee Air.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    Oh, they mean noh public restrooms.

  10. Marum | 4:34 am |

    Goldiocks and the three bears, went in there together.

    Mzry’s little lamb was so shocked at what it saw, its wool fell out.

  11. Marum | 4:36 am |

    And the Big Bad wolf huffed and puffed, and blew everyone in sight.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    When mimes use restrooms, do they need to flush for real?

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    @Marum | 4:34 am: Mama bear and Papa bear went in fist, and Goldilocks followed with a little bear behind.

  14. algernon | 4:41 am |

    I’ll wear a dress then

  15. algernon | 4:42 am |

    Whi are the costumers

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    edit- fist= first.

  17. Pete | 4:45 am |

    A bathroom just for cosplay?
    Sounds kinda fishy…

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |

    No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

  19. Marum | 4:48 am |

    @coffeebot 0425. It fits well. I never knew you were bald.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 4:53 am |

    We say witch people can use the restroom.

  21. Yu No Hoo | 4:58 am |

    “Can you give me a description of the robber?”

    “No, he was wearing a costume.”

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |

    Smashing pumpkins and floating lanterns are welcome and will be fine

  23. Frank Burns | 5:21 am |

    I see the “Furries” convention is in town.

  24. Frank Burns | 5:25 am |

    If you’re dressed as a cat, you must use the litterbox.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:32 am |

    NO 1 or NO 2?

  26. Marum | 5:40 am |

    This bloke goes to a fancy dress ball naked, painted green, wearing an eye mask, and holding a sword.

    Security guard: “You can’t come in here!

    Bloke: “Yes I can. I’m dressed as a Mutant Ninja Turtle.”

    Guard: “Oh, well, I guess I can allow you in then. But what is with the naked lady, painted brown, on your back?”

    Bloke: “That’s Michelle.”

  27. Lora | 8:17 am |

    Costumers are people who *design* costumes, so to get in the bathroom you have to, I dunno, carry some scissors? A roll of measuring tape?

  28. The Dude | 9:07 am |

    Good thing I came in as Mr Pee Nut.

  29. Big Fat Cat | 12:53 pm |

    Are trans considered costumers?

  30. Rt | 4:11 pm |

    Don’t worry, this casual clothing IS my costume, i’m dressed as a 30-something tech worker

  31. Peter | 12:51 pm |

    Ok I am in neat costumes . . . can I take a leaK?

  32. Crank Caller | 2:55 pm |

    This is why I’m cosplaying as the Ty-D-Bol man.

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