If it starts going south, just end with Bong.

posted on 23 Oct 2016 in Clothing


The crew really started to gel…then bong.

Photo courtesy of Orsen Fellows.
Jacket spotted in Japan.

29 captions

  1. Marum | 4:04 am |

    Q. How many existentialists does it take to make a Bong?

    A. Dolphin.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Well, that jacket went to pot in a hurry.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    I’ve seen more stylish smoking jackets.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am |

    Seen in Toke-yo.

  5. Marum | 4:07 am |

    He’s trying for the record.

    The record, (as I know it) is five and(s) in one sentence.

  6. algernon | 4:07 am |

    And smoke gets in your eyes

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am |

    Makes complete sense if you’re stoned.

  8. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Brings it all to a head then

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |

    The crew are best buds.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Kevin Phillips-Bong – Slightly Silly Party

  11. Marum | 4:15 am |

    FYI. This bloke buys an English Pub called the PIG and WHISTLE.
    While he is renovating it he gets a new sign made up. When he views the proof, he says to the signwriter.

    “The gaps between and, and and, and, and and whistle, are too small.”

    Oh damn. ‘Tis actually six.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Have I seen that jacket before? Something about it rings a bell.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    He’s an electrician who heard that many ands make light work.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    Satyle with a samile

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am |

    These are the hashtags when they tweet.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |

    50% Bong / 50% Bang

    Representing the style of the smoke proves:

    – Do not smoke dry
    – Can’t smoke the universe
    – Wakeup andairthe universeinthe shadyandcool place after dehydrating
    – Do not bing bong bang tiddle
    – Bing tiddle tiddle BANG
    Bung tiddle tiddle bang
    Bung tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle
    Bung tiddle tiddle BONG
    Bung tiddle tiddle bing
    Bung tiddle tiddle bang
    Bing (tiddle tiddle)
    Bang (tiddle tiddle)
    Bong (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)
    Bang bong bing (tiddle tiddle)
    Bang (tiddle tiddle)
    Bong bang (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)

  17. Marum | 4:37 am |

    @ Pete from a couple of days ago:

    Dunno about Chile, but Australia and Argentina have a lot in common.
    With hte brown skin I thought they may have been Chilean + S. Amer.Indian mix. Like those beautful ladies in Rio. Portugese + Indian + Negro mix, and aren’t they proud of that.

    I guess if some came here and reported back favourably, all their mates and relis followed.

    In Oz, Probably only I call him that – habla Espanol a poco – I can read Spanish, or Sth. Amer. newspapers. Not many Aussies have any Spanish at their command at all.

  18. jjhitt | 4:46 am |

    Happy ending.

  19. Marum | 6:10 am |

    EDIT: Pig and and, and and, and whistle. Got my tomge tied in a knot..

    It was 5 ands after all.

  20. Marum | 6:35 am |

    @ Pete. I was getting the two mixed up.

  21. Long Tom | 7:12 am |

    Modern-day hippie!

  22. UCity | 7:59 am |

    I rate this jacket three bongs… er, stars.

  23. Big Fat Cat | 10:58 am |

    James Bond or James Bong?

  24. EffEff | 1:16 pm |

    Ride Captain ride, on your mystery ship.

  25. Rt | 1:44 am |

    This joke is rehashed

  26. iLock | 10:20 pm |

    ♫ R-&-C-S-B
    I know what it means to me
    Take care, THC ♫

  27. Eggrish | 1:58 am |

    Represent your crew with stylish bong.

  28. I guess it’s for anyone who wants to go out with a bong.

  29. Perhaps it’s for gongbongers?

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