If the shoe fitch…

posted on 18 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

one-size-fitch-all

Itch just what I was looking for!

Photo courtesy of Roar Nilsen.
Cap found in Greece, made in China.

24 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Well abercombie

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:02 am |

    No size Abercrombie anyone.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    What not felch

  4. DrLex | 4:03 am |

    Nikea, the sports shoes that you need to assemble yourself. And when you’re ready, there’s always a sole or lace that doesn’t seem to fit anywhere.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Label dictated by Sean Connery.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    @algernon | 4:03 am: Oh, that would be the last straw!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Nikea- just do it yourself!

  8. Pete | 4:21 am |

    The Texas version:

    Ahm ah fitchin’ to go fishin’ this mornin’.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:31 am |

    Bitch comes in one size only.

  10. Marum | 4:54 am |

    The myth that one size fits all, is patently umtrue.

  11. Marum | 4:58 am |

    Although, one can have loads of fun trying.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |

    Odyssyeah!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:26 am |

    Just Make It.

    – Nikea

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:45 am |

    Don’t forget Mikea, a Chineas company where Mike has to do it all by himself. It originated in Odysseas, a far-away overseas country also known as Greece.

  15. Classic Steve | 9:32 am |

    Think I’ll eat some Rich Bitch crackers.

  16. jjhitt | 9:35 am |

    Fitch, Fitch, Fitch! All you do is fitch.

  17. PeeBee | 9:40 am |

    Nothing worse than a fitch you can’t scrats.

  18. SF | 10:09 am |

    One size fitch all is a poor standard.

  19. Pete | 11:03 am |

    If I can’t scritch this itch,
    I’ll be fitchin’ to twitch!

  20. Lora | 12:00 pm |

    People often fidget when they’re itchy. So do they idget when they’re fitchy?

  21. Pete | 1:17 pm |

    Lora: Good one!

  22. Pete | 2:01 pm |

    The wind began to switch, the house to pitch,
    and suddenly the hinges then just started to unhitch

    Just then the Fitch – to satisfy an itch
    went flying on his broomstick, and was thumbing for a hitch

    And oh, yes oh, what happened then was rich.
    The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch.
    It landed on the Wicked Fitch in the middle of a ditch,
    Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Fitch.

    Who began to twitch and was reduced
    to just a stitch of what was once that Wicked Fitch!

  23. Droll not Troll | 4:52 pm |

    All their hatch have these labelch.

  24. EffEff | 11:55 pm |

    One size fits all microfitch readers.

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