I’m arc-challenged.

posted on 20 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

its-so-civilized

C’mon it’s just one step…

Photo courtesy of Joris van Drooge.
Taken in Sichuan Province, China.

37 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    That taking it to the edge

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Carefully fall into urinal

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    All the best for fresh air urination

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 0  

    One small step for a man, one giant leak for mankind.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Just a wee bit closer, guys.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Stand closer to the bowl and you will be our #1 customer.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    We aim to please.
    You aim too, please.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    When urinating, be sure it all goes in the china, not just China.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The next step must be No. 2 step

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Men: Please stand close; it may be shorter than you think.

  11. algernon | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    Well what would Donald do

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose it’s not so civilized to step a little more further to push to flesh?

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Who wants to pee step forward!

  14. Frank Burns | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “My aim is true.”

  15. Marum | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    A representative of the World Sperm Bank visited Aust recently. He stated that there should be at least 10,000 potential doners ib Australia.

    But they don’t appear to be coming forward.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be one of those One-Step programs

  17. Marum | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    My lady used to think it was funny to try to aim mine. Which only proved she was corretly detinied to be a woman. Her aim was miles worse than mine. She also forgot to raise the seat too..

  18. Marum | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    However. It is not civilized to take too many steps forward, and pee into the nearest diner’s coffee cup.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Sichuan two-step is a dance that may be performed with one’s legs crossed.

  20. The Dude | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So it is true, asians have to stand closer to the urinal.

  21. Yu No Hoo | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hurry up the urinal cakes.

  22. J-Luke | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch out when you see this sign at the edge of a cliff…

  23. jjhitt | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s how Rome fell. They pee’d on their shoes.

  24. Big Fat Cat | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    and I thought only people are told to “Step right up” at the circus.

  25. PeeBee | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t dribble or urine trouble.

  26. Frank Burns | 1:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not the Golden Arches I was thinking of.

  27. Long Tom | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Happens in real life:

    http://granitoons.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Veterans-Hall-607622677

  28. Droll not Troll | 6:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom | 4:36 pm: Interesting website!

  29. Long Tom | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll Not Troll It’s an art website, and yes, I commissioned this picture.

  30. RT | 7:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    caveman: “grunts *moves backward far away from the urinal before urinating

  31. EffEff | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That sign says it politely. Nobody needs to see your hairy little putz when you take a piss.

  32. Marum | 7:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom. Is there any signifigane to the Fox?

  33. McBee | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One small step for civilization, one huge leap for urine.

  34. Long Tom | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum I have a science fiction series out about animal-people (like the fox) who come and visit Earth, originally intending to satirize the human furry culture. Originally adult entertainment, I made it more family-friendly afterward. A cartoon artist did this one I commissioned, as well as a number of others.

  35. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 12:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t have the heart to make fun of this sign. I wouldn’t even call it Engrish.

  36. zankhana | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of the Prince Ying Tong who had the embarrassing habit of “splashing his boots” on a regular basis. Courtiers struggled to advise him and bring the problem to an end until one enterprising artisan created a beautiful pedestal adorned with the face of a dragon whose eyes were at the exact height of Ying Tongs knee. He was directed that in the future he was to aim directly at the eye of the dragon, and soon his boots were dry every time. Thus was created what came to be known as the Ying Tong piddle eye po.

  37. mindance | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Urinal: the craddle of civilization…

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