It’s us or it’s 9 months.

posted on 5 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

coating-of-uranium

It’s the only coating that’ll attract Iranians.

Photo courtesy of Marshall Kinkead.
Found in Zhanjiang, China.

22 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:25 am |

    How many mouths?

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:32 am |

    Would you like a polish DVD with that?

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:01 am |

    Hurry up the kids

  4. Filboid | 10:07 am |

    That’ll teach those damn seals!

  5. Yu No Hoo | 10:27 am |

    For women who are late.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 10:43 am |

    I thought a seal coating was supposed to keep out the elements.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:51 am |

    Somebody made a fetal miss steak

  8. Big Fat Cat | 11:15 am |

    Fast Fetal is the Chinese version of Planned Parenthood in USA.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 11:16 am |

    Coating of Uranium is exclusively reserved for Iron Man.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:36 pm |

    Let’s pedal to the fetal!

  11. algernon | 1:04 pm |

    Baby this place is the bomb

  12. algernon | 1:04 pm |

    Express babies here

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:56 pm |

    – Can’t you speak Polish?
    – Yes! I wax!

  14. jjhitt | 6:21 pm |

    The glow of pregnancy, the glow of radioactivity, the shine of wax.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:54 pm |

    For all pregnant women who want that polished, radiating look

  16. Droll not Troll | 3:08 am |

    Fast Fetal – Their motto is “There’s one born every minute”.

  17. DrLex | 4:42 am |

    Uranium coating is an effective method for protecting seals against being clubbed.

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:33 am |

    We may be in for a baby boom, unless the seal goes BOOM! first.

  19. Tom41 | 6:53 am |

    I wonder if they use the uranium to make the fetal go fast?

  20. The Dude | 6:59 am |

    Meineke ObGyn Care Center

  21. Tom P. | 7:07 am |

    They must be using runoff water from the Fukishima power plant

  22. Lollerskate | 11:57 am |

    @algernon This place is the WOMB!

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