It’s us or it’s 9 months.

It’s us or it’s 9 months.

posted on 5 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

coating-of-uranium

It’s the only coating that’ll attract Iranians.

Photo courtesy of Marshall Kinkead.
Found in Zhanjiang, China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

How many mouths?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Would you like a polish DVD with that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hurry up the kids

Filboid
Filboid
7 years ago

That’ll teach those damn seals!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

For women who are late.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

I thought a seal coating was supposed to keep out the elements.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Somebody made a fetal miss steak

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Fast Fetal is the Chinese version of Planned Parenthood in USA.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Coating of Uranium is exclusively reserved for Iron Man.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Let’s pedal to the fetal!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Baby this place is the bomb

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Express babies here

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Can’t you speak Polish?
– Yes! I wax!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The glow of pregnancy, the glow of radioactivity, the shine of wax.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

For all pregnant women who want that polished, radiating look

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Fast Fetal – Their motto is “There’s one born every minute”.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Uranium coating is an effective method for protecting seals against being clubbed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

We may be in for a baby boom, unless the seal goes BOOM! first.

Tom41
Tom41
7 years ago

I wonder if they use the uranium to make the fetal go fast?

The Dude
The Dude
7 years ago

Meineke ObGyn Care Center

Tom P.
Tom P.
7 years ago

They must be using runoff water from the Fukishima power plant

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

@algernon This place is the WOMB!

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