Make the pleasure go away!

posted on 9 Oct 2016 in Bags/Packaging

condoms

Photo courtesy of Neil Hanson.
Condom package found in Japan.

23 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    It comes to an end eventually

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |

    It relieves the sex or else it gets the ho’s again.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Would that be ribbed or plain

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Also removes the horny.

  5. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Works well at Mrs Porn’s laundry

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    You may need to see a doctor to get the multi-coloured spots cured, though.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    Two balls missing

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    So it can become fast fetal

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |

    Never mind standard, where do you keep the condoms for super sex?

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:33 am |

    Polka dot sex is trendy.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:37 am |

    Untied Colors of iPhone?

  12. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:38 am |

    Until I read the photo credit I thought it was a pack of tissues.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 8:32 am |

    Sorry dear, it felt a little too good putting it on.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:07 am |

    This is more like substandard: For sex to which it can confuse it

  15. EffEff | 2:03 pm |

    Perfect for the Religious Right.

  16. Pete | 5:14 pm |

    Doesn’t matter.
    Polka-dot or polka-not, if they’re designed for Japanese dudes, they won’t fit us gaijin.

    Trust me.

  17. Lora | 5:39 pm |

    Looks kind of like the adult version of Twister.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 6:16 pm |

    Condoms are used according to races and colors: Black for black, Yellow for Chinese, Brown for Indians, Red for Red Indians and Blue for blue blood, pink for women and green for environmentalists.

  19. Droll not Troll | 12:10 am |

    @ Lora | 5:39 pm: Any couple who can play twister on that pack would be very well acquainted!

  20. Marum | 5:13 am |

    @Pete 1714.. Condoms aren’t much use anyhow. Unless you make love like you are 80 years old, they break before you are finished.

    They are only maginally vetter than “Vatican Roulette”.

  21. jjhitt | 7:02 am |

    “How do you spell relief?”

  22. jjhitt | 7:02 am |

    Sex: the pause that refreshes.

  23. jjhitt | 7:03 am |

    I’ll take a package of those. And some Standard Oil to go with it.

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