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posted on 9 Oct 2016 in Bags/Packaging

condoms

Photo courtesy of Neil Hanson.
Condom package found in Japan.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It comes to an end eventually

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It relieves the sex or else it gets the ho’s again.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Would that be ribbed or plain

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Also removes the horny.

  5. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Works well at Mrs Porn’s laundry

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You may need to see a doctor to get the multi-coloured spots cured, though.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Two balls missing

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So it can become fast fetal

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Never mind standard, where do you keep the condoms for super sex?

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Polka dot sex is trendy.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Untied Colors of iPhone?

  12. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Until I read the photo credit I thought it was a pack of tissues.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry dear, it felt a little too good putting it on.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is more like substandard: For sex to which it can confuse it

  15. EffEff | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Perfect for the Religious Right.

  16. Pete | 5:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t matter.
    Polka-dot or polka-not, if they’re designed for Japanese dudes, they won’t fit us gaijin.

    Trust me.

  17. Lora | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks kind of like the adult version of Twister.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 6:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Condoms are used according to races and colors: Black for black, Yellow for Chinese, Brown for Indians, Red for Red Indians and Blue for blue blood, pink for women and green for environmentalists.

  19. Droll not Troll | 12:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Lora | 5:39 pm: Any couple who can play twister on that pack would be very well acquainted!

  20. Marum | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 1714.. Condoms aren’t much use anyhow. Unless you make love like you are 80 years old, they break before you are finished.

    They are only maginally vetter than “Vatican Roulette”.

  21. jjhitt | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “How do you spell relief?”

  22. jjhitt | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sex: the pause that refreshes.

  23. jjhitt | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take a package of those. And some Standard Oil to go with it.

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