Noble Collections

posted on 25 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

noble-collections

Photo courtesy of Taylor Abrahamse.
Doll imported from China.

31 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    I’d be careful what you’re filling.

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Felling dolls well what will they think of next.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Thi∫ font really ∫ucks!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Romantic? This is typical indecipherable Gothic.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    I prefer Times New Romantic

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |

    Written in Ye Olde Engrish.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:10 am |

    Yore going to love this doll.

  8. Marum | 4:13 am |

    Thif if difficult to underftand.

  9. Marum | 4:14 am |

    I’bet I can give it a punctureo hands too.

  10. Marum | 4:15 am |

    I’ll bet I can give it a puncture.

    No hands too.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |

    Just make love and famile

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:27 am |

    Thousand and One Night Collection by ISIS.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |

    – Mommy! I want different from another doll!
    – All right, let’s collect and keep return.

  14. DrLex | 4:33 am |

    Engrish jibberish written in Fraktur with the long ‘s’ character used inappropriately. The Chinese have a strange idea of romantic.

  15. Pete | 4:44 am |

    Out with the old and in with the new & run-on!

  16. Marum | 4:54 am |

    Ok OK! I’ll share the magic powder with Grace

  17. Frank Burns | 4:59 am |

    The only “magic power” it has is to make your money disappear.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |

    Caption if made at heresy!

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |

    Her coat of arms has a bend sinister and a demand hesitant.

  20. Jay | 5:22 am |

    Fuffering focrateff, it’f too hard to read without any s wordf.

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |

    Funny, she doesn’t look like a goth doll.

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:11 am |

    ♪ ♫ Mo∫t the magic power
    Lived by the ∫ea.. ♪ ♫

  23. jjhitt | 6:35 am |

    The novel feeling of the different from another doll?
    That must be the Realistic Openings Bruce doll from Alibaba.

  24. jjhitt | 6:37 am |

    According to the dipstick you’re about a quart low on the Romantic.

  25. Yu No Hoo | 6:58 am |

    , ℑ !

  26. Droll not Troll | 4:10 pm |

    ♪ ♫ Oh what a feeling….. Romantic! ♪ ♫

  27. EffEff | 5:00 pm |

    Oh what a filling … all that nitrous oxide!

  28. iLock | 6:18 pm |

    What if I told you…
    If you could if

  29. Wow, a twofer — bad English in a hard-to-decipher font. Someone was really trying to beat out Bob Dylan for the Nobel Prize.

  30. Marum | 4:57 am |

    @Wil . Dylan’s songs are great….As long as he doesn’t sing them.

  31. Myself | 10:30 am |

    Modern combine? What do dolls have to do with farm equipment?

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.