Please stay deated.

posted on 17 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Transportation

under-your-deat

Dit down and relax…

Photo courtesy of JO.
Found on Spring Airlines in China.

25 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Do I fasten my zeatbelt first

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Pears and bights are above you.

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Prevents you from dinking.

  4. DrLex | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    They forgot the letter ‘h’.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it’s not under the sea

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes – if it crashes, everyone would be deat.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather be def than deat.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    deat – dead beat!

  9. Pete | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Meal dervice included hot & dour doup.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Under my date, you mean.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a matter of life and deat.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign maker is a dilly dod.

  13. UCity | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wouldn’t know my deat from a hole in the ground.

  14. J-Luke | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Indeat, it is!

  15. iLock | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Was the sign maker Brian Badondes’ cousin?

  16. WorrierPrincess | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    No, this is correct. The deat is to keap the mosqueatos away.

  17. The Dude | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sad, the last picture he ever took…

  18. Pete | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Dhanghai Doup Dumpling derved for extra charge.

  19. Pete | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Flight Attendant…dumbody left Poo-erh tea on my deat!
    That what row #2 for…

  20. timmy | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And oxygen mask above your dead.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So it’s six feet under

  22. Long Tom | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Good think Sully didn’t pilot THIS airplane!

  23. Filboid | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t hear you, try turning up the SEF.

  24. EffEff | 11:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fasten your deat belts. The Grateful Sead concert will begin in five minutes.

  25. Peter | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    China duckd big time.

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