Rat home with Xinfengtai!

posted on 30 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

high-level-repairing-tools

If only the tools were as good as this translation.

Photo courtesy of Simon Scorer.
Puncture repair kit from China.

29 captions

  1. Marum | 4:03 am |

    Of all the tools I own, the one which gives pleasure, is more poular the ones which merely repair.

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Demand the best demand a rattery

  3. Marum | 4:05 am |

    It is also good for creating punctures.

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Will that be one spare rire or two

  5. Marum | 4:08 am |

    @Algernon 0404.. Can be exorcized by a cattery.

  6. Marum | 4:11 am |

    MSDE = Microsoft Server Data Ebgine.

    A new brand of tire, self-driving cars, for internet connecte

  7. Marum | 4:13 am |

    Edit = A new brand of tire for internet connected, self-driving cars.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Ja, mein furRher!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    The hole in my rire is not one that I need plugged!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Translated by Scooby Doo.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:31 am |

    Msde in Cnina.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:35 am |

    Lieutenant, get that flat fixed.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:36 am |

    When did Mario become an auto mechanic?

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |

    They don’t see me rollin’ they translatin’!

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:05 am |

    The translator must be very tyred

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:09 am |

    What about tires lmao of rubber?

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:18 am |

    CEO: Basil the Rat
    Headquarters: Fawlty Rubbers, Shanghai, direction of the
    Business: RATional translation of tires into sum ting completely wong

  18. Yu No Hoo | 6:18 am |

    Our translator can’ tread.

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:47 am |

    Wait… I don’t think it’s tires this stick is for repairing.

  20. Marum | 6:52 am |

    The tire he is rolling is a Bridgestone G Grid. It is a “directional” radial and one of the best “wet weather” radials around. Better than the much aadvertised Goodyear equivalent.

    I use the Bridgees on the LJ Toranas I rebuild.

  21. UCity | 7:38 am |

    I don’t think rats need our help manufacturing homes.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:13 am |

    NOTE: Ratteries not includet

  23. jjhitt | 10:59 am |

    Tap my market, you know you want to.

  24. jjhitt | 11:06 am |

    Rat Home. aRabRamma.
    WeaR the skies are bRue.

  25. alexmagnus | 4:16 pm |

    Foot Shanghai marker… Is it something given to tourists to leave their trace whem being in Shanghai?

  26. Bite the wax tadpole | 2:25 am |

    Difficult to steer yourself when you have a flat

  27. Droll not Troll | 2:27 am |

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:35 am: Haha! I just got the joke!

  28. The Dude | 9:09 am |

    What other tires are not made of rubber?

  29. Peter | 12:48 pm |

    Rat home? Just fix that lazy caR !

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