This one’s chock full of xyymyyp!

posted on 21 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

the-quality-of-child

Photo courtesy of Anand.
Found at Chinese restaurant in Mongolia.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Farmed on the steppes and kept in yurts for better taste

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste nice on toast

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Needs more xlns.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We serve it, you bring it up.

  5. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This child has been rated B151 on our quality scale

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Enter your birth date to order: mm/dd/yy

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get a tot of rum with that?

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Dish for pedophile.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be less than this height to be eaten here.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes nicely with B52 and Area 51 dessert

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes like bratwurst.

  12. algernon | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Droll not troll:4:18am. I guess thats a kind of sausage

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not entrée the minors.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @algernon | 4:22 am: Yes, made from brats. 😛

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Cooked in cold-pressed baby oil.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – OK kids, let’s eat!

  17. Big Fat Cat | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Name of child is Mary Nymph and she likes weiners.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They also have quantity of child but it costs an arm and a leg.

  19. algernon | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll:4:24am. It could be made from kids rather than from a pork

  20. Frank Burns | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Xyymyyp must be Mongolian Ritalin.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – … Mommy?? …..

  22. Yu No Hoo | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The quality is not apparent.

  23. Nonsuch Ned | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not so much “a special of the day” as it is “a Modest Proposal of the day”

  24. Classic Steve | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve heard of “just like Mother used to make”? This is just like a four-year-old makes.

  25. Chris | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rdoclock, 4:27 AM:

    “Let’s eat kids!”
    as opposed to: “Let’s eat, kids.”

    Punctuated correctly, no one has to die.

  26. jjhitt | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I had child-like qualities, but I ate them.

  27. EffEff | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The words in the Cyrillic alphabet are pronounced:
    Makhguy khuushuur

  28. UCity | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Judging by the picture, perhaps a bit… crusty?

  29. Lora | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks, I’m on a low xyymyyp diet.

  30. Johnny Cache | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t that the cousin of Mr. Mxyzpltk?

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Kids socks?

  32. Pete | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Khuushuur is a deep fried meat pocket.
    Usually filled with beef or mutton.
    Surrounded by wheat glour.
    Envision a huge A$$ fried dumpling.
    Sometimes it’s round, sometimes chinese dumpling shaped.

    Basically mongolian street food.
    How do i know this?

    Oddly a lot of mongolians happen to have settled in my region.
    Why here? Beats me.

  33. Eggrish | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahhh look, the T1000 had a baby!

  34. Droll not Troll | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I like children, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

  35. PeeBee | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Pete, it sounds delicious, though. Sort of a Mongolian calzone.

  36. Big Fat Cat | 3:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Pete 2:43pm Is your neighbor‘s name Genghis Khan?

  37. Long Tom | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I remember a “The Far Side” cartoon where two parents walk up to an embarrassed witch and they ask her, “What? We hired you to watch our children and you cooked and ate them BOTH?”

  38. Pete | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    BFC:
    No but they are named Morris & Sylvia Kahn.
    😉

    PeeBee: Um, yeah delicious if ya like fatty sheep meat.

  39. Marum | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    eat me Eat me!

  40. Marum | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 1443. Strange where people end up living. In my area, there is a large amount of brown skinned Spanish speaking people.

    They are Chileans, who fled the Pinochet regime.

    Why here? As they say f— nose.

  41. Marum | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Old Pineapple Face was responsible for a lot of migration. I guess relocating, was preferable to vanishing entirely.

  42. Marum | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    @Chris 0712. Punctuated correctly, no one has to die. OK mate can I have them tomorrow.

    Strine. What?

  43. Pete | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Marum:
    Pineapple face?
    You blokes call Pinochet that?
    Here that moniker usually still applies to Manuel Noriega of Panama.

    Brown skinned Chileans in Queensland?
    OK, that’s surprising. I guess they must mestizo (mixed native american (red) indian & european ancestry).

    Odd how they fled across the Pacific to Oz vs. fleeing north.

  44. EffEff | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I though Ferdinand Marcos (former Phillipines dictator) was “Pineapple Face”.

  45. Marum | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Pete dunno about Chile, but Australia and Argentina have a lot in common.

    With hte brown skin I thought they may have been Chilean + S. Amer.Indian mix. Like those beautful ladies in Rio. Portugese + Indian + Negro mix, and aren’t they proud of that.

    I guess if some came here and reported favourably, all their mates and relis followed.

    In Oz, Probably only I call him that – habla Espanol a poco – I can read Spanish, or Sth. Amer. newspapers. Not many Aussies have any Spanish at their command

  46. iLock | 10:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Restaurant owner:
    “We train our kids very young, they will give you great service
    or they get great lashings. So rest assured that our child servers
    will do well”

    Customer:
    “That’s great..But what about the quality of the food? …”

  47. Peter | 12:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Child? WHO cares – we only have a dog

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