You know what, just go ahead…

posted on 29 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

violators-will-be-fine

Photo courtesy of Charlie Dean.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Well whatever rocks your boat

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    And happy to float lanterns

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    – Do they float?’
    – Float? Oh yes, indeed they do. They float!

    It Stephen King

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Of coarse you will still have to pay.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    – B … But, Officer …
    – Are you fine, Madam?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @ DNT: Is there a lantern floating in your pocket or are just fine to see me? 😉 😉 😉

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am: if anything is floating in my pocket, it isn’t fine, it’s pi$$ing rain!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    What about floating violators?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I haven’t been feeling well lately. Better go float some lanterns.

  10. Marum | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    It is much more fun to set your lover alight.

    It also floats her boat most comprehensively.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Floating Lanterns Violators’ – is that a motorcycle club?

  12. Frank Burns | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Hot chicks can get away with anything.

  13. Chris | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock 4:56 AM: We have a motorcycle club in Boston called The Moving Violations.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    The Floating Lantern is a relative of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Break this law and you get off light.

  16. Pete | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You mean 15 WON’T get you 20?

  17. iLock | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I have to wait for the float time to pass before I can buy a ticket…

  18. Big Fat Cat | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Violators will be arrested by the Green Lanterns.

  19. Marum | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    You will be schackled in a Thai prison, and have rice twice a day for the rest iof your life.

    But, you be fine.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    BASIL: ”This, Basil’s wife. This, Basil. This, smack on head.”
    MANUEL: ”This … area!”

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Aryan humour?

  22. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve never heard that euphemism for farting before.

  23. Long Tom | 6:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    “We’ll punish you, of course, but it won’t be the death penalty.”

  24. Droll not Troll | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @A Non-Y Mouse: Good one!
    I think it only applies when you light them.

  25. EffEff | 9:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Big Fat Cat: And tried and punished by the Guardians?

  26. Marum | 3:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    In Communist Countries, you do not tell the commisseriat you are fine.

    It tells you whether you are fine or not.

  27. Marum | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @ BFC 0742. Won’t work. Methane burns with a blue flane.

    (BTW. If you are using CH4 as a biofuel, that is a way of checking whether you are getting “full” combustion. If the flame is any other colour be careful. You are either not getting complete combustion, {explosion hazard} or there are loads of impurities. {poisoning or suffocation hazard} So be careful, with any “new” technology comes different potential hazards, compared with the fuels we are used to.)

  28. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll: I thought of that today and came back to add it, but you beat me to it.

  29. Marum | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    She : Is that a Flashlight in your pocket?

    He: Yes. But stop trying to turn by on by twisting the end.

  30. The Dude | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Violators will be fine.
    Prosecutors with be violated.

  31. Peter | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fine. Let’s violate !

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