By lunch it became much worse.

posted on 20 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

breakfast-intestinal

I had breakfast intestinal but I’m better now.

Photo courtesy of Gustavo Hsu.
Found in China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    – Shut your a$$ and eat!

  2. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Ve vill hav to make das best of der wurst.

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry I just can’t stomach it.

  4. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as there’s bacon, it’s A OK.

  5. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    One needs fortitude to eat them.

  6. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    How do you want your coffee? Black, white, or intravenous?

  7. algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Such little things are the bane of my life marie

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter, there are weenies in my intestine!
    – Well, gastro enter it is, Sir.

  9. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW. Those brown things in one of the trays in the Bain-marie, aren’t really hash-browns.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Testes like a hot dog

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like an inside joke to me.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    This breakfast has been passed by the health inspector.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s an alimentary mistake.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Come on darling, we are the visitors of leave.

  15. J-Luke | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm… fried bacon!

  16. J-Luke | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll colon the waiter for seconds.

  17. Marum | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s called The Beatles Breakfast.

    It is guarranteed to makr ya ringo.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Sehr gut!

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Bacon is the number 1 choice, the other one is number 2.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Great with kidney beans.

  21. Marum | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A breakfast fit for a king.

    EAT A QUEEN!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WcDonald’s?

  23. jjhitt | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sausages: What they wrap them in is only the beginning.

  24. Long Tom | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Old saying: There are two things you don’t want to see made: sausages or laws.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Could you please stop moving my bowel, honey?

  26. Lora | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock did the constant bowel movement make you irritable? :)

  27. Pete | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Proudly served by Dic-fil-a.

  28. Pete | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sun Yat Sen’s revenge

  29. RT | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t find a seat here? Alright lemme get a stool for you.

  30. Droll not Troll | 8:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Marum | 4:40 am: After an hour on the john, though, the experience begins to pall, by George!

  31. The Dude | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The catch is the bacon comes with a side of botulism.

  32. coffeebot | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes like E coli

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