Come on–it’s not koala bear.

posted on 21 Nov 2016 in Snacks

panda-juice

There goes my vegetarian diet…

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Wiggins.
Found at asian market in Phoenix, AZ.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    But a koala isn’t a bear.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    I guess it’s the nuts that give it flavor

  3. Marum | 4:06 am |

    Is the Panda extract yellow?

  4. Marum | 4:07 am |

    @Algernon 0402. Yes mate. It is more closely related to a Sloth.

  5. Marum | 4:09 am |

    A male Panda might get pretty angry, if one extracted him from a female Panda.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    I smoke Camels, I drink Teddy beer and I, like, use Panda flavor to f u

    – Paris Hilton

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    I’m not even going to ask where they stick the tube to get the panda extract! 😯

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |

    It’s a beer!

  9. Marum | 4:24 am |

    This is what Panda Extract does to you:

    A priaparic young lad named Gray,
    Had seventy erections a day,
    When a lady named Maud,
    Paused to cheer and applaud,
    He got her every which way.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Smells like pandammonium.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    It has long been my contention that, just because something is all natural, that doesn’t mean it should be eaten!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    Personally I think they’re just taking the piss!

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:05 am |

    They also have panhandlers flavor too.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:23 am |

    I prefer ‘Fish called Panda’ – just add water

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |

    Not so much tofu, as whatthefu?

  16. Frank Burns | 6:37 am |

    Good thing it’s not Kodiak flavored, it would taste like chewing tobacco.

  17. DrLex | 7:19 am |

    Extracted daily. Some two hours after feeding.

  18. jjhitt | 7:35 am |

    Now you know why the Tofu Panda is an endangered species.

  19. jjhitt | 7:36 am |

    WARNING — May contain nuts.

  20. EffEff | 1:18 pm |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Those are Sea-Monkeys.

  21. Pete | 2:42 pm |

    Is that Panda extract No. 1 or No. 2?

  22. Pete | 2:43 pm |

    Pandas are known to eat bamboo and only bamboo.
    Just think of it as recycled bamboo shoots.
    :)

  23. Rt | 3:00 pm |

    This issue isn’t black or white you know.

  24. Droll not Troll | 7:35 pm |

    Koala “extract” wouldn’t be so hard to get, though; sometimes it just showers from the trees! It may taste of eucalyptus oil – something I’m not about to test!

  25. Long Tom | 9:06 pm |

    There are Asian wedding ceremonies in which the couple is expected to consume tiger’s penis soup. Yes, really.

  26. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:14 am |

    Extract. Excrement. Whatever.

  27. Marum | 3:55 am |

    @Long Tom 2106. Shouldn’t they pat it once or twice first.:???:

  28. Marum | 4:01 am |

    A male Tiger mates with a female Tiger over 200 times, over the course of a couple of days. She then gives him an almighty clout in the ear, and sends him on his way.

    I mean, what else could a girl do, after a performance like that?

  29. The Dude | 8:44 am |

    To be fair it’s the last ingredient on the list so they dont use too much Panda in it.

  30. Tom P. | 2:54 pm |

    Soylent Black and White

  31. Peter | 9:34 am |

    Fortunately, not Siberian Husky extract

  32. coffeebot | 1:33 pm |

    I taste eucalyptus

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