Happy Thanksgiving

posted on 24 Nov 2016 in Snacks

I’m feeling such a turkey

Photo courtesy of Chris McCartney-Melstad.
Originally posted 2003.11.27. 

38 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:09 am |

    Lost turkey? Last turkey? Roast turkey? Or just a bit of all those?

  2. Algernon | 4:11 am |

    Clanberry sauce?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    I hope they prucked it first.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 5:10 am |

    May I have Loast Plime Libs of Beef instead?

  5. Stopchicks | 5:21 am |

    The best loast turkey since the Mayfrower alived at Prymouth Lock!

    Happy Turkey Day, everyone. :)

  6. Tong | 5:40 am |

    That’s what happens when my lost turkey ends up in the hands of the Japanese!

  7. Pectolatra | 5:41 am |

    I prefer flozen turkey, it’s more plactical.

  8. pijo | 5:47 am |

    loathed turkey

  9. jjhitt | 6:02 am |

    The turkey burns the igneous cock with whore dust.
    Then it is fine.

  10. Peter Chan | 6:28 am |

    Foltunatery I’d plefel my tulkey boired ^_^

  11. Droll not Troll | 6:46 am |

    White meat, dark meat,and now loast meat; eating is getting too complicated, I’ll just have another whiskey.

  12. Sparky | 8:52 am |

    When the pilgrims landed, if they had shot a cat instead of a Turkey, would Americans be eating p***y for Thanksgiving?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:26 am |

    Mmm, flesh loasting!

  14. James | 11:14 am |

    The sequel to Loast Highway

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:11 pm |

    Looks like a Thanksgiving thing.

    With issues.

  16. DragonLady | 4:12 pm |

    typo for lotsa turkey

  17. emily | 1:37 am |

    Would you like a plate of lice to go with it?

  18. Pim | 1:20 pm |

    Have you sean my turkey? I seam to have loast it.

  19. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Tasts loasty

  20. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Is it a beard

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    And fleshly flied!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Déjà vu English

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    Try it with some Grate Britain

  24. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    I hope it’s flee lange.

  25. Marum | 4:16 am |

    It’s not a turkey. It is a Liar Bird, which lied once too often.

  26. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Happy horiday, Amelica!

  27. Marum | 4:33 am |

    If yourlady goes “gobble gobble”, she is just asking to be plucked.

  28. Marum | 4:58 am |

    While we are mangling English:

    Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
    Not a punt cut square,
    Just a square cut punt.
    It’s round in the stern and blunt in the front.
    Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

  29. Marum | 5:01 am |

    BTW. Plaigarised from God knows womb.

  30. jjhitt | 5:12 am |

    Loast and all a rone.

  31. Marum | 5:39 am |

    @72rd 0411. I assume it’s “deja vue” all ovrer again.

  32. Big Fat Cat | 5:42 am |

    Imported from Turkey. On sale at WarMart. Content: Kurdish.

  33. Yu No Hoo | 5:47 am |

    You want reg or bleast?

  34. Pete | 5:58 am |

    A: The TSA confiscated my comfort animal at the airport!
    B: Comfort animal? What animal?
    A: A turkey. And i can’t figure out what they did with it.
    B: (Gulp) A turkey?
    A: Yeah. Hey, what’s that in that silver & green bag you’re eating?
    B: Ummm….jerky…..
    A: Oh…what kind?
    B: ……….

  35. Classic Steve | 3:43 pm |

    Get in me berry!

  36. Lora | 9:18 am |

    It may be a little late for Thanksgiving, (and a LOT late for Thanksgiving here in Canada), but… Happy Brack Flyday!

  37. Peter | 9:40 am |

    Stuffed with flesh clanbelly?

  38. coffeebot | 1:28 pm |

    mmm glavy

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