How deep is your stain?

posted on 26 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

stain-alive

Photo courtesy of S. Carter.
Spotted at Forbidden City, Beijing.

28 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    One called B the another called G

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    But now clean

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Better than BEIJING DEAD

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    This shirt is stayed

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    No udon’!

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:52 am |

    Gibb it some elbow Grease.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |

    Shoulda staid home.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    Getting the stain out will be a Saturday night favour.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |

    How did disco into production with that spelling error?

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |

    That was one of Bill Clinton’s problems.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:35 am |

    Stain alive but plain dead

  12. Light Code | 5:43 am |

    It’s a stain from an oily scum udon.
    This shirt had not been washed for so long, the oily scum udon stain acumulated so much of a biological life, that now…

    IT’S ALIVE !

  13. Frank Burns | 6:11 am |

    Samurai Night Fever.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:14 am |

    This caption is stain at here

  15. Pete | 6:42 am |

    My shirt’s been kung food.

  16. UCity | 8:09 am |

    I’m gonna live forever, I’m gonna ruin your shirt!

  17. jjhitt | 8:44 am |

    Well, you can tell by the way I try to walk
    I’m a staggerin’ man: no time to change.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:48 am |

    20% cotton / 80% off

    – Do not tumble stain
    – Leavin separately
    – Do not irony

    Stain in China

  19. Myself | 12:35 pm |

    Oh, that explains why the stain is growing…

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:36 pm |

    Is that an umbrella under your armpit or are you just happy to stain alive?

  21. Myself | 12:37 pm |

    That happened to my cousin once. He’s been a vegetable for the past 11 years.

  22. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:50 pm |

    A spot that might have actually listened to Lady Macbeth.

  23. RT | 5:05 pm |

    tide’s attempt to reach young kids about it being cool to do laundry isn’t quite working.

  24. TargonRedDragon | 5:33 am |

    If stay rhymes with slay, then stew and slew, and then stain and slain?

  25. coffeebot | 1:27 pm |

    Well you can tell by a way I use a walk
    I’m a woman man, no time it talk

  26. olog-hai | 11:43 pm |

    The woman in the pic is more than a woman to me.

  27. Peter | 2:22 pm |

    Ok at least we know the stain is staying

  28. Kioku | 11:21 am |

    The mold stain is his biology project.

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