I can’t help it if the buildings keep shifting…

posted on 2 Nov 2016 in Instructions

mitsui-garden-hotel

Photo courtesy of Glenn Kennedy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

37 captions

  1. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |

    Sorry, I’m a heavy smoker.

  2. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Able to move small buildungs wih a single push

  3. algernon | 4:11 am |

    Questionly thanks

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    If there is so little fire in the hotels in the neighborhood, it’s hardly a problem.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    Even Italia gai can’t move condominium while smoking

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    The rumors are the main problem; where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

  7. Marum | 4:19 am |

    What do you want me to do about the buildings ,oving? Wedge a pack of fags under one side.

  8. Marum | 4:22 am |

    IN CASE OF FIRE DON’T USE LIFTS

    Whenever I read that sign i thought….If i had a fire behind my ar$3, i’m sure I could beatthe lifts by a mile.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    ”I mean, would you like the hotel moved a bit to the left?”

    – Fawlty Towers

  10. Pete | 4:24 am |

    Superman smokes???

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    I quit smoking but I just can’t stop moving buildings

  12. Ben | 4:40 am |

    Usually she has her cigarette _after_ I finish making the building move.

  13. iLock | 4:44 am |

    They shouldn’t report the fires in the papers.
    The papers will just make the little fires spread.

  14. Marum | 4:50 am |

    @72rd 0424. Mariah Carey does that. If she can’t park right in front of the entrance, she gets them to shift the building a leetle.

    Ps. It must be a salutary experience to be one of the world’s greatest wankers, and have the money to indulge all one’s lunacies.

  15. Marum | 4:54 am |

    @Pete 0424. Yes, but he doesnt use tobacco. His cigarettes are made of shredded titanium.

  16. Frank Burns | 4:57 am |

    “Hello front desk? Yes, there seems to be a penguin on top of the television.”

  17. Big Fat Cat | 4:58 am |

    I can blame the smokes from the volcanoes moving the building.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 4:59 am |

    Whenever the building moves, please sing:

    I feel the earth move under my feet
    I feel the sky tumbling down, a’tumbling down
    I feel the earth move under my feet
    I feel the sky tumbling down, a’tumbling down

    and help will appear.

  19. Marum | 5:01 am |

    LOOK!! You crazy nip. If I am on fire and smoking, WHERE is an appropriate place?

  20. Marum | 5:06 am |

    What do you do with an Italia-gai?

    Probably, depends on which way you are facing at the time.

  21. Marum | 5:11 am |

    @Ben 0440.. I would have thought that would be pretty dangerous, after you’ve both reduced the bedroom to kindling.

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:04 am |

    The Italia gai is responsible for the fires; he’s a flaming queen!

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |

    @Marum: Did you notice one of your comments from yesterday’s post seems to have been removed? The one about the beavers. I know it was there, because I posted a reply. I don’t recall anything offensive in it, but then I’m not easily offended.

  24. Big Fat Cat | 6:29 am |

    @DNT 6:09am : Leave It to Beaver?

  25. Marum | 6:41 am |

    EDIT: racism ~ anthropomorphism.

  26. Classic Steve | 7:06 am |

    @Marum: I would think that Superman creates smoke only with his heat vision.

  27. Classic Steve | 7:07 am |

    This translation is a thing seeming questioningly.

  28. Yu No Hoo | 7:18 am |

    When buildings move in Tokyo it’s the smokers’ fault.

  29. Lora | 7:37 am |

    Now I know the real reason there are signs telling smokers to keep away from the buildings.

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:00 am |

    – Hey, Building! Don’t move!
    – B … But Officer, it’s only an earthquake!

  31. Rt | 3:24 pm |

    That means YOU, godzilla!!!!

  32. Droll not Troll | 5:39 pm |

    @Big Fat Cat | 6:29 am: My fave quote (dunno if it was really in the show, though) : “You were a little hard on the Beaver last night, Ward.”

  33. Droll not Troll | 5:43 pm |

    When visitors smoke, the building goes ashtray.

  34. jjhitt | 6:08 am |

    Hey! You with the cigarette! Put that building down.

  35. Filboid | 7:32 pm |

    If you see somebody, say somebody!

  36. Myself | 8:27 am |

    Every time you think you’re walking, you’re just moving the ground.

  37. Peter | 12:54 pm |

    No worries, dear Manager.
    I’m not Superman.

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