By lunch it became much worse.

posted on 20 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

breakfast-intestinal

I had breakfast intestinal but I’m better now.

Photo courtesy of Gustavo Hsu.
Found in China. 

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Would you like break of coffee?

posted on 19 Nov 2016 in Signs

give-me-a-meeting

…it’s in my case of brief.

Photo courtesy of Kim Lonskov.
Found in Tokyo hotel lobby.

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It starts at the tongue…

posted on 18 Nov 2016 in Snacks

curry-pain

Do you have ghost pepper pain?

Photo courtesy of Eric Takahata.
Spotted in Japan (“pain” is “bread” in French).

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The Lord does not like yoga.

posted on 17 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

lord-shall-not-be-stretched

Don’t get chiropractic with the Lord.

Photo courtesy of PthFdr.
Found on CNC machine in China.

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The last fireman skimmed a little…

posted on 16 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

forbid-to-embezzle-fire-apparatus

We took 1% from a hundred extinguishers. Nobody noticed.

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China.

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Now legal in 8 states…

posted on 15 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

lets-grow-up-with-the-grass

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China.

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The squash took it really hard…

posted on 14 Nov 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

veg-feelings

Please onion, if you start, I’ll start…

Photo courtesy of Mark Wood.
Spotted on menu in India.

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Peper or plestic?

posted on 13 Nov 2016 in Signs

peper-cup

Peper is 100 parcent recycleble.

Photo courtesy of Monik.
Found in Nagoya, Japan.

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Torpodoes–kller inwater!

posted on 12 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

torpedo-history

Surelyimportant marine baties.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Museum sign describing history behind a torpedo (Shenzhen, China.)

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Last resort

posted on 11 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

annihilator

Only thing that works on terrorists.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Found on ferry to Macau. 

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