That’s the best equipon derant state I’ve seen.

posted on 7 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Toiletries

lairsea-skin-care

My skin is sucking oxygen like a lung!

Photo courtesy of Ian.
Found in Hong Kong.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It gets rid of the stink

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Use this in hand to hand combat

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    It puts the lotion on its skin or else it sucks the skin again

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sex, drugs & lock the water

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    LIersea causes Listeriosis.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    When it sucks the Oxygen out of your skin, you become zombie.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Beauty is only muscle deep.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect for astrophysicist who studies dark energy because of the powerful countering white energy .

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Toxicity cells not included.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t use it on your tender unless you want it to drop.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    No incitement. This product is for outcitement use only.

  12. jjhitt | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Has your Ultimate Beauty Muscle been sucking oxygen or are you just happy to see me?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Slippery, snail-white skin sucks

  14. WorrierPrincess | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Beautiful beauty is beautiful. And slippery.

  15. UCity | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    My “alive oxygen concept” is that I’m alive thanks to oxygen.

  16. UCity | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Naw, dude. Let skin just like, soak, man!

  17. Pete | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    No incitement???

    Well that certainly confirms it’s a product from the Chinese mainland.

    I guess that just sucks all the oxygen out of the free flow of ideas, then.

    Mind-numbed robots, march forward!!!

  18. UCity | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No incitement? Eh, better lock the water anyway, just to be safe.

  19. Long Tom | 11:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember the line “It puts lotion on the skin?”

    THAT’S the lotion!

  20. Myself | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Beautiful beauty white’s effect impeccable was locked up for inciting cell toxicity.

  21. Myself | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pore little tender skin cleaner. You look like you need some alive oxygen concept.

  22. Myself | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    But does it remove horniness?

  23. Tom P. | 4:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But it *is* a quality (ISO 9000) product!

  24. Crank Caller | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My beauty muscle aims just fine, thank you!

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