The squash took it really hard…

posted on 14 Nov 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

veg-feelings

Please onion, if you start, I’ll start…

Photo courtesy of Mark Wood.
Spotted on menu in India.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Why have the minerals been left out.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Perhaps Donald has the answer

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    So much for thr potatoes

  4. Marum | 4:10 am |

    I,mso sorry, that all your food is RS.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    I don’t really want to feel my fillings

  6. Marum | 4:12 am |

    I don’t know about vegetale feelings, but sometimes i imagine I’m an animal.
    Why, when I wke up this morning, i wasa little horse.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    – Would you like some toothcake with that?

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Just whose potatoes are we feeling, and is he OK with it?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    How much do you charge to feel a zucchini?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |

    Pancakes are American but those fillings must be from British Dental Association

  11. Marum | 4:34 am |

    @DnT 0426. By the ounce, or the inch?

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    Can I get passion fruit with those feelings?

  13. Marum | 4:37 am |

    He got his potatoes cahtth in the sandwich maker, and now they look like pancakes.

  14. Marum | 4:46 am |

    caught

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:59 am |

    The potatoes were quite appeeling, which made the beans green with envy.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:29 am |

    Fillings, nothing more than fillings,
    Trying to forget my fillings of nuts.
    Butters rolling down on my face,
    Trying to forget my fillings of nuts.
    Fillings, for all my life I’ll eat it.
    I wish I’ve never met you, nuts; you’ll never come again.
    Fillings, wo-o-o fillings,
    Wo-o-o, feel you again in my palms.

  17. Frank Burns | 6:17 am |

    Lettuce pray for your anger management Mr. Broccoli.

  18. Pete | 6:26 am |

    Is that a plantain or are you just happy to see me?

  19. Pete | 6:30 am |

    Don’t asparage the value of expressing your fillings.

  20. Pete | 6:31 am |

    I’m getting a little verklempt…all artichoked up.

  21. Pete | 6:33 am |

    Secretary: Why didn’t Bob try to negotiate with you for a higher celery?
    Boss: Beets me!

    OK, OK…I like CORNy humor. So bamboo shoot me.

  22. Pete | 6:35 am |

    This political upheaval smells of Wiki-leeks.

  23. Droll not Troll | 7:02 am |

    The garlic was absolutely crushed, but the celery didn’t carrot all.

  24. Classic Steve | 7:49 am |

    Albert Morris ate here.

  25. UCity | 8:04 am |

    The sign’s maker may have been feeling a bit baked.

  26. Lora | 9:39 am |

    Since November 9th, I’ve been like a non-feeling vegetable myself. :(

  27. Pete | 11:12 am |

    Veg to Non-Veg:

    “Hey you, quit showing off and being a Ham!”

  28. Pete | 11:13 am |

    It’s wise to avoid all half-baked taters.
    And that includes dick-taters.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:21 pm |

    Nuts Menu:

    – Egg and bacon
    – Egg, sausage and bacon
    – Egg and ham
    – Egg, bacon and ham
    – Egg, bacon, sausage and ham
    – Ham, bacon, sausage and ham
    – Ham, egg, ham, ham, bacon and ham
    – Ham, ham, ham, egg and ham
    – Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam
    – Baked potatoes loaded with butter and fillings, garnished with assorted feelings, crunchy frog and aside of ham on top, some Spam
    – Nuts

  30. jjhitt | 5:12 pm |

    I like this place. I can connect to my Inner Potato here.

  31. Droll not Troll | 6:43 pm |

    @Pete | 11:13 am : So, how are you enjoying the Donald Dick cartoon show?

  32. Droll not Troll | 6:54 pm |

    That’s the thing about potatoes; it’s easy to get under their skin.

  33. EffEff | 12:42 am |

    @jhitt: My inner potato is a Sontaran.

  34. Pete | 5:30 am |

    These restaurants are popping up all over the place just like mushrooms!

  35. Peter | 1:42 pm |

    Yike! I never realised that my food has feelings

  36. PeeBee | 8:31 am |

    Potatoes with an amalgam of veggies.

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