The squash took it really hard…

posted on 14 Nov 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

veg-feelings

Please onion, if you start, I’ll start…

Photo courtesy of Mark Wood.
Spotted on menu in India.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Why have the minerals been left out.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Perhaps Donald has the answer

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So much for thr potatoes

  4. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I,mso sorry, that all your food is RS.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t really want to feel my fillings

  6. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know about vegetale feelings, but sometimes i imagine I’m an animal.
    Why, when I wke up this morning, i wasa little horse.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Would you like some toothcake with that?

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Just whose potatoes are we feeling, and is he OK with it?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    How much do you charge to feel a zucchini?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Pancakes are American but those fillings must be from British Dental Association

  11. Marum | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0426. By the ounce, or the inch?

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get passion fruit with those feelings?

  13. Marum | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    He got his potatoes cahtth in the sandwich maker, and now they look like pancakes.

  14. Marum | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    caught

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The potatoes were quite appeeling, which made the beans green with envy.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Fillings, nothing more than fillings,
    Trying to forget my fillings of nuts.
    Butters rolling down on my face,
    Trying to forget my fillings of nuts.
    Fillings, for all my life I’ll eat it.
    I wish I’ve never met you, nuts; you’ll never come again.
    Fillings, wo-o-o fillings,
    Wo-o-o, feel you again in my palms.

  17. Frank Burns | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Lettuce pray for your anger management Mr. Broccoli.

  18. Pete | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a plantain or are you just happy to see me?

  19. Pete | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t asparage the value of expressing your fillings.

  20. Pete | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m getting a little verklempt…all artichoked up.

  21. Pete | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Secretary: Why didn’t Bob try to negotiate with you for a higher celery?
    Boss: Beets me!

    OK, OK…I like CORNy humor. So bamboo shoot me.

  22. Pete | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This political upheaval smells of Wiki-leeks.

  23. Droll not Troll | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The garlic was absolutely crushed, but the celery didn’t carrot all.

  24. Classic Steve | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Albert Morris ate here.

  25. UCity | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign’s maker may have been feeling a bit baked.

  26. Lora | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Since November 9th, I’ve been like a non-feeling vegetable myself. :(

  27. Pete | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Veg to Non-Veg:

    “Hey you, quit showing off and being a Ham!”

  28. Pete | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s wise to avoid all half-baked taters.
    And that includes dick-taters.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nuts Menu:

    – Egg and bacon
    – Egg, sausage and bacon
    – Egg and ham
    – Egg, bacon and ham
    – Egg, bacon, sausage and ham
    – Ham, bacon, sausage and ham
    – Ham, egg, ham, ham, bacon and ham
    – Ham, ham, ham, egg and ham
    – Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam
    – Baked potatoes loaded with butter and fillings, garnished with assorted feelings, crunchy frog and aside of ham on top, some Spam
    – Nuts

  30. jjhitt | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I like this place. I can connect to my Inner Potato here.

  31. Droll not Troll | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    @Pete | 11:13 am : So, how are you enjoying the Donald Dick cartoon show?

  32. Droll not Troll | 6:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the thing about potatoes; it’s easy to get under their skin.

  33. EffEff | 12:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @jhitt: My inner potato is a Sontaran.

  34. Pete | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    These restaurants are popping up all over the place just like mushrooms!

  35. Peter | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yike! I never realised that my food has feelings

  36. PeeBee | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Potatoes with an amalgam of veggies.

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