You gotta be joing.

You gotta be joing.

posted on 4 Nov 2016 in Signs

no-smoing

We were toing up behind school…

Photo courtesy of Robert Lefevre.
Found at Yokohama Oktoberfest, Japan.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Have a citar

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

No snowing either

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

‘K.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t Smoe Drive

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

…and no buts!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Let’s move some building then!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

So, smorking will be fine?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

The translator has a potassium deficiency.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The spelling sucs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

OK, I’ll wait for Novemberfest

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

They see me rollin’ but not lightin’.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: We apologize but we ran out of letter ‘ ‘

SF
SF
7 years ago

Franz Kafka strongly disapproves of this sign.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Celebrating Oktoberfest in Japan is like celebrating cherry blossom matsuri in Germany.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

No Smooching during Smoking please.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

No Joe Schmoes allowed!

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

So is it pronounced like “Going” or “Boing?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Smoing can give you caner.

Johnny Cache
7 years ago

Does this mean one can smork?

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

Not sure if sign prohibits smoking, or some sort of sound effect.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

By Ord of the Surg Genal.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Like they say: Where there’s smo there’s fi.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

What about boing?
Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boingboingboing!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Umm… K then

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Joe-ing and schmo-ing.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
7 years ago

I only smo when I drik.

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

Maybe they meant “No Smooching”? Because kissing in public is rather taboo in Asian cultures.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

No Smoing, but keep Drining til you’re Drun

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

O. Let’s ill all the u lux lan !

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
7 years ago

I am choing with laughter.

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