Because turtles

posted on 21 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

every-time

I’m not saying.

Photo courtesy of Steve Kaye.
Found in China.

26 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Britney Spears … ?

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    Should take a turtle pill

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |

    …I write the book.

  4. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Why you look surprised Donatello.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    SALE: Buy Every Time, get Never for free

  6. Long Tom | 4:27 am |

    Probably a reference to this old cartoon:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooter_Turtle

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:40 am |

    It happens every time.

    Some day he’s going to snap.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |

    Every time a turtle sits like this it pees?

  9. Marum | 5:13 am |

    It’s a Nutant Minja Turtle.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:28 am |

    Touche Not Away!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:51 am |

    I think that’s Wile E. Coyote’s line

  12. Marum | 5:56 am |

    The Tyrolean Hat gave it away.

    Its Willian Turtell.

  13. Marum | 5:56 am |

    William

  14. Frank Burns | 6:00 am |

    Well get some diapers already.

  15. Marum | 6:01 am |

    “Straight and true the arrow flew,
    As though an angel guided,
    It struck, and then the apple fell,
    In pieces two divided.

    (Approx: Grade 5 Primer – by; FIIK)

  16. Frank Burns | 6:25 am |

    Urine trouble now.

  17. jjhitt | 6:43 am |

    Are you a Turtle?

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:56 am |

    Buy the matching underpants that say Any Time.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:06 am |

    Every time I caption is made at here!

  20. Lora | 12:25 pm |

    Happens every time. Whenever I try to make friends with a turtle, they turn out to be hard and cold and never fully come out of their shell.

  21. UCity | 12:44 pm |

    He’s between a shell and a hard place.

  22. Pete | 1:41 pm |

    Yertle:

    “OK, Junior, that’s IT!!!
    Now clean up this mess.
    And take that feather out of your cap!”

  23. Lora | 8:12 pm |

    Little did the toddler turtle realize that the potty was *not* supposed to go on his head.

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:12 am |

    What do you expect? He’s a turtle. Even if he uses the bathroom right before he leaves home there’s no way he’s getting where he’s going quick enough to not need a restroom break along the way.

    The tortoise only beat the hare because he went without water for a day before the race, and he still had to hold it for the last quarter mile.

  25. Pete | 3:22 pm |

    Potty on junior’s head?
    Thus advancing a new theory on why the dinosaurs went extinct.

  26. Marum | 7:39 am |

    URINE big trouble shellback!

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