Merry Throlling Christmas!

For all your internet needs

My the trolls have been busy helping Santa

No worries – it’s only throlling once a year

Q: What is “fee fii fo fum”?

A: It’s Ita Buttrose’s thpone number.

And Hacking Neo Year!

– That nerd woman is throlling me for almost a year. What should I do?
– Merry her!

GHA! Indeed!

Deck the halls with boughs of throlly.

U jolly?

@72rd 0419. Give her a good pounding in the AIC, and see if she still will grant you PIS.

Nmemonics – AIC = Auxilliary Input Channel.
………………….PIS = Priority Input Status.

BTW, for the Tokpisin speakers:

Hepi Krismas ol Manimeri

Na yu kisim wanpela gutpela Niu Yia ah.

Bahmahuta.

@ Droll not Troll: It’s Droll, not Throll! 😉

Happy Merry Christmas
-and a New Year.

Tanim tok.

Happy Christmas ladies and gentlemen.

And you have a good new year Hey!

♫ Don’t stand under the missile so,
With anyone else but me,
With anyone else but me♪

Actually. Seeing it is Japan.

♫don’t stand under the reactor’s glow,
With anyone else but me♪

It’s the most blunderful time of the year.

Let’s be of good chair.

♫Don’t we know archaic barrel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
Throll the ancient yuletide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!♪

As opposed to The Wonderfully Throbbing Christmas…

Throbbing? Thanks for the Viagra, Santa.

Phroblem?

@Johnny Cache | 8:44 am
♫ Deck the halls with boughs of holly
TROLOLOLOLOL, LOLOL-LOLOL ♫
(sing to same rhythm as the original carol)

This is a Cha(tea) shop and they sing:
Chalalalala Chalala!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me Throllce, shame on me.

@Johnny Cache
And don’t forget:
♫ Good king Sauerkraut looked out, on his feets uneven…♪

UCity | 8:42 am: But don’t drink too much and get throne out with the wrapping paper.

@Geo | 1:19 pm: Dexter hauls the bowels of throlly…

Oh time bomb, oh time bomb, how lovely are thy branches.

Santa slides dow the chimney, and finds a beautiful naked blonde lady trimming the Christmas tree.

Santa: “Ho Ho Ho! Merry Ch…”

Blonde: “Gee Santa. How did you get down the chimney with all that condidion?”

Santa: “No problem. But” – pointing to his male part – “How am I going to get back up the chimney with this condition?”

Give your wife a surprise for Christmas. Put Glad-warp over the toilet bowl, and put the seat down, so she won’t notice.

Marry Wonderfully Throlling Chris, Max. And happy!

Hmm. I just had a thought. Maybe that is Not the one I live in.

Intellesting. Half the text vanished.

Only one Christmas Engrish this year?

@Marum 7:21am: or varnished?

All I want for Chrithmath ith my two front teeth,
My two front theeth,
Thee, my front teeth,
Gee, if I can only have my two front teeth,
But I can thtill throll you on teh forumth!