Merry Throlling Christmas!

posted on 24 Dec 2016 in Signs

throllling-christmas

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Spotted in Tokyo. 

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    For all your internet needs

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    My the trolls have been busy helping Santa

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    No worries – it’s only throlling once a year

  4. Marum | 4:10 am |

    Q: What is “fee fii fo fum”?

    A: It’s Ita Buttrose’s thpone number.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    And Hacking Neo Year!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |

    – That nerd woman is throlling me for almost a year. What should I do?
    – Merry her!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    GHA! Indeed!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    Deck the halls with boughs of throlly.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    U jolly?

  10. Marum | 4:46 am |

    @72rd 0419. Give her a good pounding in the AIC, and see if she still will grant you PIS.

    Nmemonics – AIC = Auxilliary Input Channel.
    ………………….PIS = Priority Input Status.

  11. Marum | 4:53 am |

    BTW, for the Tokpisin speakers:

    Hepi Krismas ol Manimeri

    Na yu kisim wanpela gutpela Niu Yia ah.

    Bahmahuta.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |

    @ Droll not Troll: It’s Droll, not Throll! 😉

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:06 am |

    Happy Merry Christmas
    -and a New Year.

  14. Marum | 5:31 am |

    Tanim tok.

    Happy Christmas ladies and gentlemen.

    And you have a good new year Hey!

  15. Marum | 5:39 am |

    ♫ Don’t stand under the missile so,
    With anyone else but me,
    With anyone else but me♪

  16. Marum | 5:45 am |

    Actually. Seeing it is Japan.

    ♫don’t stand under the reactor’s glow,
    With anyone else but me♪

  17. UCity | 8:41 am |

    It’s the most blunderful time of the year.

  18. UCity | 8:42 am |

    Let’s be of good chair.

  19. Johnny Cache | 8:44 am |

    ♫Don’t we know archaic barrel,
    Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
    Throll the ancient yuletide carol,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la!♪

  20. Geo | 11:22 am |

    As opposed to The Wonderfully Throbbing Christmas

  21. EffEff | 12:37 pm |

    Throbbing? Thanks for the Viagra, Santa.

  22. Classic Steve | 1:16 pm |

    Phroblem?

  23. Geo | 1:19 pm |

    @Johnny Cache | 8:44 am
    ♫ Deck the halls with boughs of holly
    TROLOLOLOLOL, LOLOL-LOLOL ♫
    (sing to same rhythm as the original carol)

  24. Big Fat Cat | 2:00 pm |

    This is a Cha(tea) shop and they sing:
    Chalalalala Chalala!

  25. Yang Xiao Long | 2:15 pm |

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me Throllce, shame on me.

  26. Filboid | 3:24 pm |

    @Johnny Cache
    And don’t forget:
    ♫ Good king Sauerkraut looked out, on his feets uneven…♪

  27. Droll not Troll | 4:46 pm |

    UCity | 8:42 am: But don’t drink too much and get throne out with the wrapping paper.

  28. Droll not Troll | 4:48 pm |

    @Geo | 1:19 pm: Dexter hauls the bowels of throlly…

  29. UCity | 8:55 pm |

    Oh time bomb, oh time bomb, how lovely are thy branches.

  30. Marum | 12:48 am |

    Santa slides dow the chimney, and finds a beautiful naked blonde lady trimming the Christmas tree.

    Santa: “Ho Ho Ho! Merry Ch…”

    Blonde: “Gee Santa. How did you get down the chimney with all that condidion?”

    Santa: “No problem. But” – pointing to his male part – “How am I going to get back up the chimney with this condition?”

  31. Marum | 12:52 am |

    Give your wife a surprise for Christmas. Put Glad-warp over the toilet bowl, and put the seat down, so she won’t notice.

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:13 am |

    Marry Wonderfully Throlling Chris, Max. And happy!

  33. Marum | 7:20 am |

    Hmm. I just had a thought. Maybe that is Not the one I live in.

  34. Marum | 7:21 am |

    Intellesting. Half the text vanished.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:42 am |

    Only one Christmas Engrish this year?

  36. Big Fat Cat | 6:38 am |

    @Marum 7:21am: or varnished?

  37. Lora | 4:25 pm |

    All I want for Chrithmath ith my two front teeth,
    My two front theeth,
    Thee, my front teeth,
    Gee, if I can only have my two front teeth,
    But I can thtill throll you on teh forumth!

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