Mom, how do you keep your figure?

posted on 31 Dec 2016 in Chinglish

healthy-swinger

A different exercise every night.

Photo courtesy of  John-Paul Mitchell.

27 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    She’s perky

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    My what a big bum you have

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    Healthy New Swinger!

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Nice to be a breast……of things

  5. Marum | 4:12 am |

    Yup! We did that position regularly.

    Grossbruder!

  6. Marum | 4:16 am |

    Q: What can women put behind their ears to make themselves more attractive to men.

    A: Their ankles.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    She uses the rhythm method.

  8. Marum | 4:21 am |

    @DnT 0419. Vatican Roulettte?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |

    Bottom Up!

  10. Marum | 4:39 am |

    @72rd 04299. That’s areal possibility from that angle, if you are not careful.

  11. jjhitt | 7:38 am |

    Cylon voice: “Wont you take me to Sunpentown.”

  12. Yu No Hoo | 7:51 am |

    Well, I got one.

  13. UCity | 9:58 am |

    So healthy, in fact, you apparently don’t even need the swinging part.

  14. Geo | 10:40 am |

    If it can still swing well, it’s healthy, all right.

  15. Lora | 11:09 am |

    If she’s a swinger you’d better hope she’s healthy, if you know what I mean.

  16. Geo | 2:11 pm |

    It’s code-named AB-07 because it trains your seven-pack, that is, your six abs and your booty.

  17. Yu No Hoo | 3:41 pm |

    How often do you rotate?

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:50 pm |

    Try also our Happy Locker

  19. Filboid | 2:34 am |

    Shouldn’t that be ‘healthful’ swinger?

  20. Big Fat Cat | 5:14 am |

    When you swing, you sing.

  21. Marum | 6:22 pm |

    Aha no new Engrish. They may have been too New Yearsieved to get to the keyboard.

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:24 pm |

    Is the Trump hair part of the deal or optional?

  23. Marum | 6:30 pm |

    If that is a force plate under her, the graph would be interesting.

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  24. EffEff | 12:57 pm |

    Sunpentown? Didn’t we let the Nazis take it without a fight back in ’38?

  25. Droll not Troll | 5:49 pm |

    @Marum | 6:22 pm: Anyone who was New Yearsieved has probably strained something. 😛

  26. zankhana | 2:35 pm |

    When my former father-in-law told me he and his wife were swingers, I thought they were talking about rock and roll. How naive I was!!!!!!!!!

  27. The Dude | 9:55 am |

    Batteries and girl not included

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