She was a really good pet.

posted on 13 Dec 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

dont-touch-the-hat

It’s like she’s still here…

Photo courtesy of Kara Jones.
Found in Holland.

27 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    Hell’o’Kitty

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Don’t touch it, just put it on your head … ?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Oh, what a feline!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    Schrödinger’s Hat: Alive or dead?

  5. iLock | 4:37 am |

    Because touching dead things is Yuckkyyyyy!!!

  6. iLock | 4:41 am |

    Or we’ll turn YOU into a hat.
    And we’re not pussyfooting around.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:42 am |

    The Cat in the Hat.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:45 am |

    I certainly hope there’s a matching purrse.

  9. jjhitt | 5:07 am |

    Cats; they’re not just for breakfast anymore.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 5:15 am |

    These are great — they clean themselves.

  11. DrLex | 5:19 am |

    This is no true Engrish because it is a correct translation of the Dutch text. In other words, these hats must really be made out of cats…

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:37 am |

    A great step in human advancement, they used to put skunk on their heads.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |

    No pussy grabbing!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |

    … unless you’re making a purrchase.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:54 am |

    The third one from the left would suit Santa Claws.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:07 am |

    – Mommy! Are these pet shop boys?

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:15 am |

    It puts the cat hat on its head or else it gets the mouse again

  18. Frank Burns | 6:34 am |

    Josie and the Pussycats are having a comeback tour.

  19. Frank Burns | 6:40 am |

    The last guy that touched the cat had a stroke.

  20. Lora | 8:16 am |

    Here come the puns:

    What a cat-tastrophe! I’m feline just awful at the sight of these purr-fectly awful hats! I’m not kitten, I want to repurr-t this to the SPCA because I am fur-ious!

  21. Pete | 10:15 am |

    Jeremiah Johnson & The Dutch Mountain Girls.

  22. Pete | 10:16 am |

    …mountain lionesses?

  23. algernon | 10:47 am |

    My that is a long maine

  24. algernon | 10:48 am |

    Is a cat on the head worth two dogs in the bush

  25. UCity | 10:50 am |

    Don’t touch the cat. You see in front of you the people who did.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:48 pm |

    50% Cat / 50% Hat

    – Do not try clean
    – Do not wash
    – Do not litter

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:35 pm |

    Is that a Fedora on your head or are you just happy feline?

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