The Zen of Paris.

posted on 26 Dec 2016 in Chinglish

effiel-tower-paris

The only place I eat wasabi baguettes…

Photo courtesy of Steve Kaye.
Found in street market in China.
Mountain in background is Mt. Fuji (Japan).

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  1. UCity | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Someday, this art will hang in that famous museum, the Levour.

  2. Pete | 1:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll skip the escargot sashimi, s’il vous plait.

  3. Pete | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Now who painted over Tokyo Tower using that ghastly boring shade?

  4. Pete | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Sacre Fujibleu!!!!

  5. Myself | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    Why do this? Who would go to the trouble of inserting Mt. Fuji into the background of the Eiffel Tower? It’s not as though they made a weird mistake, like the Queen bootleg album which has the Beatles on the cover – no, somebody actually had two separate pictures and decided to splice them together. Why.

  6. Pete | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    May i suggest the ramen croissant, Monsieur?

  7. Pete | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Myself:

    Ever been to the PRC?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    One of those Fawlty Towers

  9. UCity | 1:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m thinking of painting My. Rushmore. Is Uncle Sam on the right or the left?

  10. UCity | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ^Mt. Rushmore.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    NOTE: It’s Effiel Tower, not Eiffel. All rights reserved!

  12. Yu No Hoo | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This is just a little in-Seine.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Sum Ting Wong, Rofl Mao?

  14. Pete | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Everybody sing!

    Ahhh, Alouette, domo arigato,
    Alouette, irrashaimase!

  15. algernon | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there anything these Japanese French cannot do

  16. algernon | 4:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The things you see on the Tour de France

  17. Lora | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    So is the Tokyo Tower in France, now? I guess next they’ll have the Empire State Building in Toronto. Talk about foreign exchange!

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve always had a yen to see the Eiffel Tower.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 5  

    Also in the series, Trump Tower in Red Square.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    New spelling rule: I before F except after Photoshop.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Also known as ‘Great Wallpaper of China’

  22. Light Code | 6:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect gift for throlling christmas.

  23. Droll not Troll | 11:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a genuine Cézanne – Hasegawa Cézanne.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    – Ji Plug Pu Melon
    – Towel of Longdong
    – Antonio Stella Bottom Tile
    – Colon Cathedral in front of Mount Whateverest
    – Random look through Windows Vista
    – Look Ma, no Photoshop
    – Paris is made at here
    – Maid in Being China

    Happy New Beer and Mary Crisp Max with French Flies!

  25. Droll not Troll | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Are the Chinese implying that Japan is infested with Paris sights?

  26. Big Fat Cat | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    No Surprise! The Chinese even built a replica of the Sphinx as a tourist attraction.

  27. EffEff | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, there was a Bugs Bunny episode where Paris was in the Alps.

  28. Long Tom | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Japanese love hotels have a variety of oddball signs to advertise what they are, including mock Statues Of Liberty. Maybe that was one such sign for a love hotel in Japan.

  29. Marum | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Long Tom 0919.. AH So! The tower is honourable phallic symbol?

  30. Marum | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually: Ah so desu ka! Very crever tose devious Frogs.

  31. Geo | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fringrish in picture form.

  32. Long Tom | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Marum: Other known advertisements including the Queen Mary Ship, or neon signs with twinkling stars. Just, well, whatever is blindingly obvious.

  33. The_YongGrand | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock – Great Ashens reference! His infectious laughter in his botched “Wonderful Violin Strange Shape” review! 😀

  34. olog-hai | 11:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why does this remind me of Gatchaman Episode 102 . . . ? All we need now are the Galactor mechas.

  35. shaun | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There is a whole set of these called “Thirty-six views of Mount Fuji” by Hakousai. This is no. 37!

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