This explains the nose plugs…

posted on 27 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

whiffing-in-the-pond

Come for the frogs…stay for the smell.

Photo courtesy of Jordan Bunnell.
Found in China. 

23 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    I guess farting is out of the question

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Best not to breathe here

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |

    She’s not my whiff, she’s my mifftreff.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    The pond is full of smelt.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Whiffing in the Pond sounds like the name of one of those English towns with one pub, one small church and a population of around 50.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    Can I use those strong winds for sailing?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |

    – N … No, Officer, I’ve been drinking. No, no water … Just a beer, that is!
    – I smell something fishy about you. Step out of the water, Sir.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |

    That’s what Fisherman’s Friends are for!

  9. jjhitt | 5:45 am |

    And don’t even think of taking a whoop.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:46 am |

    Can I smooke in the pond?

  11. Droll not Troll | 6:37 am |

    Whiffing in the pond is the number one problem.

  12. Pete | 6:50 am |

    Rats. I was planning to go smorkling there.

  13. EffEff | 7:38 am |

    It’s one of those volcanic lakes that emit hydrogen sulfide.

  14. Chris | 8:03 am |

    Maybe they meant “no huffing.”

  15. Marum | 9:25 am |

    She: “What’s that you’ve got there?”

    Me: “It’s my whiffletree.”

  16. Marum | 9:34 am |

    FYI: Wfiffletreee _ A crossbar conected to a load – usually behind horses or oxen, to equalize the forces applied to the load being pulled.

    Thus – A bar connected to a load – I wasn’t really incorrect was I?

  17. Marum | 9:59 am |

    The turgid, highly polluted waters of a Chinese lake, would be the last thing I would dip any part of me in.

    In fact – I wouldn’t even pi$$ in it.

  18. Geo | 11:12 am |

    @Marum | 9:59 am
    I don’t even want to imagine what kind of fish you can catch in that pond.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:14 pm |

    That … Pond scum!

  20. algernon | 8:06 pm |

    Droll not Troll | 4:13 am | Might be close there are some interesting ones here.
    http://www.anglotopia.net/ultimate-list-of-funny-british-place-names/

  21. Big Fat Cat | 5:47 am |

    @Geo:11:12 am: A Fish called Wanda at Plenty of Fish

  22. Yu No Hoo | 9:30 am |

    It’s really just common scents.

  23. Yu No Hoo | 9:30 am |

    Stink or swim.

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