This is the 5rd time I saw this.

posted on 7 Dec 2016 in Signs

1th-floor

It wasn’t funny the 1th time…

Photo courtesy of S. Elliot.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    5nd floor is next

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    well thats taking everything to the th floor

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    The 2th floor is where the dentists have their offices.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s the fivest floor?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve been there 1th but I wouldn’t go again.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Doth it have a bathement?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a lift or a lisp?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll | 4:04 am: Also called ‘the teeth floor’

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    And on the 7th floor, God stops

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    – Mommy, where is the turd floor?

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Steps should be taken to avoid mistakes like this.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The brothels are located on the Sexth Floor.

  13. Frank Burns | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “If you ain’t firth, yer lathst.” -Ricky Bobby

  14. Frank Burns | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    His elevator doesn’t go all the way to the topth floor, if you know what I mean.

  15. DrLex | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Engrish grammar is so easy!

  16. Pete | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I juth gok back fum the denthith….

  17. Lora | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I think this elevator’s coming down with something.

  18. Classic Steve | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s where Colin Firth got his last name.

  19. Yang Xiao Long | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    To tell the 2th, I don’t think the floor markers are entirely correct.

  20. Peter | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Everybody is 4nd of the 4nd floor, the most popular by far. They get lost and have to 5nd their way to the 5nd floor but almost inevitably10nd to end up at the 10nd floor.

  21. Filboid | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    fortunately an Arabic translation is provided in the righth column

  22. Filboid | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like this lifth might be near the Firth of Forth

  23. Eggrish | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Saying thirth sounds thunny.

  24. jjhitt | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    1th upon a time, in an elevator far, far, away…

  25. EffEff | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hotel Carillon

  26. alexmagnus | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But it doesn’t say thirth, is says threeth.

  27. UCity | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    5rd? Is that the new name of 5/3 Bank?

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