Whoa, someone’s eyes look bloodshot…

posted on 12 Dec 2016 in Signs

do-you-love-liquor

You better cuz that’s all we got…

Photo courtesy of Tiffany Kinney.
Found in Osaka, Japan.

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t love liquor we don’t want to hear your boos!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Ho, Let’s Go, hic!

    – Santa

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll just go and beer myself.

  4. algernon | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Let me show you a good time

  5. algernon | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Lets go and start with a beer

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “I am the liquor.”

    – Mr. Lahey

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Love means never having to say you’re sober.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I love liquor and here’s the proof.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You Are Welcome To Vomit Again!

  10. Long Tom | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Years ago I saw a tavern where there was a temporary painting of a drunken Santa Claus on the window.

  11. DrLex | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo: fine, as long as it’s at least 80 proof.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    One for the liquor
    Two for the show
    Three to the market, and
    Four Let‘s go.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Have you been drinking, Madam?
    – Not at all, Officer!
    – You want to tell me you’re driving completely sober, no speech difficulties or silly walk and even without drinking license? Step out of the car please.

    ***

    – Do you love liquor, Sir?
    – Ooh, hic, yesh. Verre mussh, Capt’n … Off’sher!
    – I see. Step … uh, fall out of the car please.

  14. Frank Burns | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    ” I may be drunk, but you’re ugly. Tomorrow I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be ugly.”

  15. Frank Burns | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

  16. Chris | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Frank Burns: Liquor? I hardly know ‘er!

  17. Classic Steve | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If that’s an exclamation point, the implication is “And how!”

  18. PeeBee | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This little piggy went to the liquor market.
    This little piggy stayed sober.
    This little piggy had 12 shots of Fireball.
    This little piggy had one.
    And this little piggy went wee-wee all the way home.

  19. UCity | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you love liquor? No?! Forget I ever said welcome.

  20. Lora | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Do you use wine when you cook?”
    “Yes… sometimes I even put it in my food.”

  21. jjhitt | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a question!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Just Drink It.

    – Mike

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