You should have seen before it retired.

Somewhere else for the sun to shine out of

A wet suppository I guess

Well, it’s dark in there

Men prefer it hot and black, no springs.

One of the torture methods used at Gitmo?

Lamplight on the ass wasn’t so bad, but now they’re using lasers!

Lamplight ass outshone the full moon.

Batteries not included

That’s the title, but we just call him the manager of the spa.

Bill: Do you smoke after sex?
Jill: No, but I steam after lamplight.

I’m de-lighted to know this.

“Open area in front of hot springs” = Unzip your fly.

“Um, I wouldn’t make tea from that.”

The current lamplight is way worse, that one has cold water coming from the ears.

The ass of hot water formerly known as Lamplight.

The older ass lamplights used gas.
The new ones are screw-in bulbs.

You don’t want to know where the lamplight’s power comes from.

It was tired of being the butt of everyone’s jokes.

That’s a wonderful example of a nonsensical dictionary translation. 前 (mae) means “before”, or in this case “front”, but mistranslated as “former”, while ひろば (correctly “hiro-ba”, “wide place”) is broken up wrong as “hi-roba”, “fire” + “donkey”, which I guess is “lamplight ass” (Japanese doesn’t use spaces between words).