A real animal would shower.

posted on 26 Jan 2017 in Bags/Packaging

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I’m so sick of hippos hiding in the tub.

Photo courtesy of Rich Nakatsu.
Found on aluminum storage can.

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  1. engrishwebmaster | 1:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Cowering in the bathroom–it’s not respectable.

  2. engrishwebmaster | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve talked about getting confidence.

  3. engrishwebmaster | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Half the time I can’t find him. Yesterday he was under the bed.

  4. Pete | 2:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This product recommended by three out of four hippos.
    Buy it, try it! We think your little hippo will agree!

  5. Marum | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I like the word “lugubrious”. Which is how I descibed Windows2000 once. When asked to define what I meant. Thus:

    It put me in mind of a chorus line of Hippopotami, dancing swan lake in Tutus.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    They happily put out themselves the water leakage.

  7. Marum | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    @engrishwebmaster 0142

    Testerday mine put on a fur rug, and was pretending to be the cat. I only realized, when he ate the whole bag of catfood.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    – How can you put a hippo in a can?
    – Squeeze them thoroughly!

  9. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The aren’t crazy brave these hippos

  10. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    They are cowards look at the mess they’ve made

  11. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 2  

    A very old joke:

    Q: What is huge and fat and black, and has a huge trunk?

    A: An Italian woman going on holidays.

    Q: Why do Italian women wear Black?

    A: So people won’t mistake them for elephants, when they go on holidays

  12. SF | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    The courageous soak in whisky.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    That last statement is a crock.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Do hippo hearts taste like chicken?

  15. Marum | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Huu 0456.

    Thanks. A crock of whisky would go down well.

  16. DrLex | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course they soak in it. Otherwise they dehydrate and shrink, and become even bigger cowards.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Beach Ape loves Water too.

  18. Marum | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Three gentlemen from Africa, are sitting in the Summit restaurant in Toowoomba. (at the top of the range)

    One says: It’s too WOOM bah, another says it’s too woom BAH, the third onee says, no, it’s TOOO WOOOMB ah.

    A local thinks he will be helpful and says: “It is prononced “too woom ba.” It is an old Aboriginal word which means – where the water sits down.”

    The three gentlemen from africa look him up and down, and one says: “i don’t really believe you would know. I’ll bet you have never heard a Hippopotamous fart underwater!”

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Hippos like to write witty, satirical plays?

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:56 am: You’re right. Hippos aren’t afraid of crocs.

  21. Frank Burns | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Their heart may be coward, but they have the kidneys of a WARRIOR!

  22. Marum | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Vetinarians take the Hippotonic Oath.

  23. Classic Steve | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Tell that to Flavio and Maurita.

  24. UCity | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve been through the desert on a hippo with no name (he wouldn’t tell me because he was such a coward).

  25. Lora | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas… but he was too scared to ride in Santa’s sleigh. :(

  26. Geo | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Coward
    Very coward
    The most coward

  27. Droll not Troll | 6:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Very lights can be scary.

  28. EffEff | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora: The hippo was probably scared of the reindeer.

  29. Diddims | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Were Flavio and Marita so cowardly of heart that they’d relocate to a cushy penthouse in the city?

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