Anything smaller?

posted on 13 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

small-cock-for-a-while

My wife says she’s tired of this.

Menu found in China.
Photo submitted by Štefan Kološa.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Something for the children

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    While stocks last

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Because I’m a grower, not a shower.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not hard to make this dish.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s just an appetizer of a seven-intercourse dinner …

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The most recommended spice is Viagra.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    – Boner Appétit!

  8. Marum | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    It kinda grows on you.

  9. Marum | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    They say in moern English, punctuation doesn’t matter:

    What’s this funny little thing called, love?

    What’s this funny little thing, called love?

  10. SF | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 04:10
    But when you work hard enough on it, it’s no longer small.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I have this after a swim.

  12. Marum | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu Noo Hoo 0524.

    The snot green, scrotum tightening, sea.

    (W.C. Fields)

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Usual disclaimer:
    Warning, may contain nuts.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it’s Fryday 13th for a while

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So Big Cock for most of the time, men‘s favorite dish.

  16. Geo | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Seeing the waitresses is part of the meal. Your “while” will finish shortly…

  17. Frank Burns | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey, I was in the pool….”

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    30 minutes later you’re hungry again.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It will fill the hole until dinner time.

  20. jjhitt | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop pickin’ on my chicken!

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Only until you pullet.

  22. Yu No Hoo | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    They added “a while” to the description after people kept asking “how long?”

  23. Marum | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    This female judoka, was sitting in an aisle seat in a picture theatre, when a man sat on her lap in the dark.

    She tossed him off into the aisle.

  24. Marum | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    is it there yet?

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! Is my cock, like, worm?

  26. UCity | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just to find out what it’s like , or…?

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Don’t swallow it, honey … !

  28. Nonsuch Ned | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They used to offer Big Cock for 3 to 4 Hours, but people kept alerting their physicians.

  29. Peter | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Who says dick sizes matter?

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Our motto: ‘Coming Soon’

  31. Droll not Troll | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll leave the waiter a small tip.

  32. Droll not Troll | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Mike Hunt is on vacation. 😈

  33. Eggrish | 8:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Asian portions lead to Asian proportions.

  34. Long Tom | 10:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Good way to make sure Junior will behave properly among the womenfolk.

  35. J-Luke | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    “Honey, stop playing with your food.”

  36. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    An unfortunate side effect of a winter run.

  37. PeeBee | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    And it makes its own gravy.

  38. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @PeeBee: Red, white, or brown?

  39. The Dude | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Leave room for something bigger for dessert.

  40. Michael Evans | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Interest in our updated menu has petered out.

  41. Peter | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No worries, it will turn large in just a moment ^_^

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