But keep off the grass

posted on 21 Jan 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

Toilet

Right there… between the tree and the dirt.

Photo courtesy of Cameron Brunton.
Found outside a temple in Bangkok, Thailand.

31 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Ni ->

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    The grass will be happy

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    Oh, it’s only six feet under …

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Behind the tree if you will

  5. DrLex | 4:06 am |

    Dig your own hole

  6. Marum | 4:07 am |

    I – err – see.

  7. Marum | 4:08 am |

    I get it! One rides the bike to the nearest Pissoir.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    ”Piss make me like this. Piss make me die.”

    – Grass

  9. J-Luke | 4:26 am |

    Located at Flushing Meadows.

  10. J-Luke | 4:28 am |

    Keep your ass on the grass.

  11. J-Luke | 4:30 am |

    Only pee at the tree.

  12. Long Tom | 4:34 am |

    For the dogs, I presume.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |

    It looks like someone used it.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |

    Men: Please do not Bangkok on tree.

  15. Marum | 4:49 am |

    1: Raise concrete block.

    2: Carefully hang from testicles.

    3: Try to pee.

    Gotcha! you ugly long nosed farang.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    I hope that’s a toilet pepper tree!

  17. Big Fat Cat | 6:21 am |

    Toilet for environmentalists.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 7:01 am |

    This is how you get cracks on the pavement.

  19. Frank Burns | 7:22 am |

    “One night in Bangkok and the world’s your toilet……”

  20. EffEff | 7:45 am |

    Secret tunnels and toilets

  21. Pete | 8:23 am |

    Those thrifty Thais.
    So that’s how they keep Thailand green cheaply: “Farang Fertilizer”.

  22. UCity | 9:55 am |

    Okay, but… can you maybe move the sign a bit?

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:14 am |

    Crouching lady hidden gentleman

  24. Geo | 11:57 am |

    @Long Tom | 4:34 am
    But dogs can’t read…

  25. Geo | 11:59 am |

    What do I use to wipe my @$$, the leaves?

  26. Classic Steve | 1:09 pm |

    @algernon: The grass is smiling at you already.

  27. Long Tom | 4:20 pm |

    @Geo: Presumably intended for those walking the dogs.

  28. EffEff | 4:23 pm |

    @ Geo 11:59 am: You wipe it on the bicycle seat.

  29. Eggrish | 2:00 am |

    Well that’s a rather thrifty porta-potty.

  30. Marum | 6:20 am |

    @Geo 1159. You use the bike pump to blow it away.

  31. The Dude | 8:59 am |

    If you look closely you can see someone peed on the curb a little.

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