Childhood careers are overrated.

posted on 22 Jan 2017 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

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Photo courtesy of D.T.
Found in Phuket, Thailand.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    I’ll vent anyway

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    But not politics

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Engrish is in vented at here!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Aha, those were computers walking on the moon! I thought it was the American Messaor.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Try also our T-shirt with complete 12-book epic “My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles”

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s not the messaor. He’s a very naughty boy!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Punctuation also needs to be invented, apparently.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Thing in one television? Is that the John Carpenter version?

  9. Marum | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    After reading all that crap, I feel that I have been plucked by experts.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Got anything size 4pt?

  11. J-Luke | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s usually relationships and religion that do the plucking…

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    My computer can’t get to the moon. It’s only got a bus.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    To Engrish is natural, everything is unnatural.

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:37 am: What about the space bar?

  15. jjhitt | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ American Messaor, stay away from me… ♫

  16. Yu No Hoo | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll

    Wired keyboard, so it still uses the bus.
    But thanks for asciing!

  17. Droll not Troll | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    And if you become a White House press secretary, you can invent new uses for magnetometers.

  18. UCity | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I spoke engrish during my language childhood.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So, where’s the toilet?

  20. UCity | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    That… is tha American messaor, whose fossilized remains were, naturally, invented by people.

  21. SF | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Moping in your room kills creativity.

  22. Geo | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Computers walking on the moon? Is this how Transformers 3 got started?

  23. Geo | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s weird. I always thought the Messaor was Jeweech, not American.

  24. Long Tom | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rdo’clock: Quick, somebody invent one! I have to go!

  25. Classic Steve | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who invented the motormouth?

  26. EffEff | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Computers driving around on Mars, mixing up US and metric measurements?

  27. Eggrish | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    HAL, would you please just bug off to the moon?

    “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can do that”

  28. Rt | 4:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “Found in Phuket, Thailand”

    What a fitting attitude, I mean city, to this shirt.

  29. Droll not Troll | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The companion shirt to this one simply says – tl;dr.

  30. Anomoly | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I want what that guy took before inventing that shirt.

  31. iLock | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This actually seems very profound and prophetic to me somehow.

  32. Conventi | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I don´t mope in my room, to messy.

  33. Pete | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m,
    Too wordy for my shirt, too wordy for my shirt…

  34. Michael Evans | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, clap! Jon Anderson is writing lyrics again!

  35. Myself | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Who says philoshphy isn’t there for the plucking? It’s a free country! We have computers walking on the moon, for god’s sakes! I can pluck language childhood, careers, relationships, religion, the future, and philoshphy all I want!

  36. OI812 | 5:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Once in space it spaced and forgot a space.

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